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An F#old Bman F#turned ninety-G#mieight He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes to late isn't it F#ironicB... don't you F#thinkG#mi
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It's like racF# Hin on your F#wedding G#miday It's a free F# Hride when you've F#already G#mipaid iI's the good adF# Hvice that you F#just didn't G#mitake AAnd who would have G#mithought... it F#figures
Mr. play-it-safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye He waited his whole damn life just to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thouht "well isn't this nice..." and isn't it ironic... don't you think? R
Well Blife has a funny way of sneaking F#up on you When you think everything is okay and G#mieverything's Going right And Blife has a funny way of helping F#you out when you think everything's gone wrong and G#mieverything blows up in your face
A traffic jam when you are already late A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It's like meeting the man of my dreams then meeting his Beautiful wife and isn't it ironic... don't you think? a little too ironic... and yeah i really do think... R:
Blife has a funny way of sneaking up on F#you Blife has a funny, funny way F#of helping you Bout helping you out