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EbStill that Semore's a Cutie GWell, if not, he's gDbdimot inneCmr beauty And I Gdream of a place Where Amwe could be toD7gether at GlaCstG C
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A Fwasher and a G7dryer F and an Cironing mDbdimachine In a Gtract house that we Dsusshare D7Somewhere that's GgreCen.G C
He G9rakes and trims the Cgrass HeDsus lovesD7 to mow and Gweed I Emcook like Betty GCrocker And I Alook likeA7 Donna CReed D7
There's Fplastic on the fG7urniturFe To Ckeep it neat and Dbminclean In the GPine-Sol scented Dsusair D7Somewhere that's GgrCeeGn C
BetEbween our frozen Fdinner And our Gbedtime, D7nine-fifGteen We Emsnuggle Bwatchin' GLucy On our Abig, enA7ormous Dtwelve-A7inch scDreen
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