Alan Menken - Somewhere thats green

^EbI know Seymour's the greatest ^G/DBut I'm dating a semi-^Dbdimsadist. ^{Cm G/B}So I've got a black eye ^Am7 And my arm's in^D7 a cast. ^{G C/G D/G}

^EbStill that Semore's a Cutie G/D Db-dim Cm Well, if not, he's got inner beauty

^G9A matchbox of our own ^{C/G D7sus}A fence of r^D7eal chain link,^{G Em}A grill out on the patio ^{G/D A7/C#}Disposal in^A7 the sin^C/Dk

^F/GA washer and a^G7 dryer ^F/G an^F/Cd an iron^Cing ma^F#m7b5chine ^G/DIn a tract house that we share ^D7sus D7 G, C/G, D/G, G Somewhere that's green.

^G9He rakes and trims the grass ^{C/G D7sus}He loves to ^D7mow and weed ^{G Em}I cook like Betty Crocker ^{G/D A7/C#}And I look ^A7like Don^C/Dna Reed

^F/GThere's plasti^G7c on th^F/Ge furniture T^F/Co keep it neat ^Cand clean ^{F#m7b5 G/D}In the Pine-Sol scented air ^D7sus D7 G, C/G, D/G, G Somewhere that's green

And our bedtime^G/D, nine-fiftee^D7n ^{G Em}We snuggle watchin'^B/D# Lucy ^G/D A7/C A7 D A7/C# D On our big, enormous twelve-inch screen

^G9I'm his December Bride ^{C/G D7sus}He's Father,^D7 he Knows Best ^{G Em}Our kids watch Howdy Doody^{G/D A7/C#}As the sun ^A7sets in ^C/Dthe west ^F/GA picture out ^G7of Bett^F/Ger Homes F/C C C#m-B7 and Gardens magazine Far from Skid Row ^G/D C9-D7 I dream we'll go somewhere that's green. ^G