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Adam Sandler ?Christmas song??live from SNL Standard tuneing Intro:
GM7So many presents. A9So little time. Verse: GM7Santa won?t be B9coming by my C9house this yeA9ar,
(NC) GM7 B9 C9 A9 Cause I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear.
O MoGM7mma made it B9perfectly clearC9, Santa A9don?t like bad boys.GM7 B9 A9 (NC) Especially Jewish ones!
Verse 2:
GM7Ginopconop(lol?) and B9Lego blocks are C9what I desireA9. So GM7why did I have to B9set the pizza guys C9hair on firA9e?
I tGM7old him I was B9sorry?. I?m a lC9iar so A9no toys for me. GM7 B9 A9 (NC) I don?t? deserve them!
Bridge:
I GM7couldn?t wait for a Big wheel as the Asusholidays neared, Bm Asus/E Gsus/A But then I told Grandma that she had a beard.
(SPEAKING SECTION) (piano plays verse chords) Dear Santa, I know what my problem is, why can?t I be good- It?s a fear of intimacy. You see my whole life when I met someone really great like you; I feel I keep getting to close to them. Something inside me makes me want to screw it up. So in a weird way, the reason I am so bad is?. because I love you. Verse 3:
GM7Rockum Sockum B9Robots is C9what I was hoping A9for, And GM7then I made a B9death threat to VC9ice-President GA9ore. Oh GM7Santa won?t be B9knocking on my C9door He?s a A9big fat whore GM7 B9 A9 (NC) What made me say that?
Verse 4:
GM7Shoots and ladders would be soAsus good indeed, Bm Asus/E Gsus/A So why did I have to sell that cop a bag of weed.
So SaGM7nta please give me my Asuseasy bake oven, Bm Asus/E Gsus/A I swear I thought Billy goats were made for lovin?
So GM7Santa won?t you B9accept my C9apologyA9, SGM7anta can?t you B9see I?m C9Begging you pleaA9se, Oh GM7Santa next B9year I?ll do you C9right?. Live from A9New York it?s Saturday GM7Night?
Chords written out from low to high strings and the fingerings are under the chords. NC=No chord GM7: x35453 x13241 A9: x54555 x21333 B9: x76777 x21333 C9: x87888 x21333 Asus: x57755 x13411 Bminor: x79987 x13241 Asus/E: 557755 113411 Gsus/A: 335533 113411 I tried to copy what he was doing on TV...i think its right :-) WORDMAN2000