Adam Sandler 'Christmas song''live from SNL Standard tuneing Intro:

^CM7So many presents. ^D9So little time. Verse: ^CM7Santa won't be ^E9coming by my ^F9house this ye^D9ar,

(NC) CM7 E9 F9 D9 Cause I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear.

O Mo^CM7mma made it ^E9perfectly clear^F9, Santa ^D9don't like bad boys.^CM7 ^E9 ^D9 (NC) Especially Jewish ones!

Verse 2:

^CM7Ginopconop(lol') and ^E9Lego blocks are ^F9what I desire^D9. So ^CM7why did I have to ^E9set the pizza guys ^F9hair on fir^D9e'

I t^CM7old him I was ^E9sorry'. I'm a l^F9iar so ^D9no toys for me. ^CM7 ^E9 ^D9 (NC) I don't' deserve them!

Bridge:

I ^CM7couldn't wait for a Big wheel as the ^Dsusholidays neared, Em Dsus/A Csus/G But then I told Grandma that she had a beard.

(SPEAKING SECTION) (piano plays verse chords) Dear Santa, I know what my problem is, why can't I be good- It's a fear of intimacy. You see my whole life when I met someone really great like you; I feel I keep getting to close to them. Something inside me makes me want to screw it up. So in a weird way, the reason I am so bad is'. because I love you. Verse 3:

^CM7Rockum Sockum ^E9Robots is ^F9what I was hoping ^D9for, And ^CM7then I made a ^E9death threat to V^F9ice-President G^D9ore. Oh ^CM7Santa won't be ^E9knocking on my ^F9door He's a ^D9big fat whore ^CM7 ^E9 ^D9 (NC) What made me say that'

Verse 4:

^CM7Shoots and ladders would be so^Dsus good indeed, Em Dsus/A Csus/D So why did I have to sell that cop a bag of weed.

So Sa^CM7nta please give me my ^Dsuseasy bake oven, Em Dsus/A Csus/G I swear I thought Billy goats were made for lovin'

So ^CM7Santa won't you ^E9accept my ^F9apology^D9, S^CM7anta can't you ^E9see I'm ^F9Begging you plea^D9se, Oh ^CM7Santa next ^E9year I'll do you ^F9right'. Live from ^D9New York it's Saturday ^CM7Night'

Chords written out from low to high strings and the fingerings are under the chords. NC=No chord CM7: x35453 x13241 D9: x54555 x21333 E9: x76777 x21333 F9: x87888 x21333 Dsus: x57755 x13411 Eminor: x79987 x13241 Dsus/A: 557755 113411 Csus/G: 335533 113411 I tried to copy what he was doing on TV...i think its right :-) WORDMAN2000

Adam Sandler - Christmas song