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Capo: 3 Tuning: E A D G B E
[Intro] Am C G Am (x2) [Verse 1]
AmIf two fill-ups is Call it costs I Gguess I'll make the Amdrive AmDown past the CTexas line make Gsure he's not Amalive AmDumped him off of a Criver bridge in the Gfall of 'Am84 AmWord got 'round that Che climbed out of that Gmuddy Red River Amfloor
[Break] Am C G Am [Verse 2]
AmLost my bride to the Cfinest man she Gclaims to have ever Amknown AmShe got to the Cparking lot his Gknees were already Amblown AmLove is such a Cmighty drug a Gmightier diseaAmse Bet he Ammisses her floatin' Cpast the barge with one Geye and crooked Amteeth One Geye and crooked tAmeeth One Geye and crooked tAmeeth One Geye and crooked tAmeeth
[Break] Am C G Am (x2) [Chorus]
Your Amcrooked teeth are Cfloatin' and my Glady's doing Amfine Seven Ammiles out of BCismarck next to BGakken Oil lAmines I Amlaid her down so sCoftly and so kGindly reasAmsured LAmove it ain't for Ctamin', a Gdisease that can't be Amcured
[Break] Am C G Am (x2) [Verse 3]
And I'll Amdrive through CColorado on a Grocky stretch of rAmoad with Amno one who Cloves me as far as Gtelephone poles Amgo I Amwish I was a Ctrustin' man but a Gtrustin' man is Amweak The Amonly thing worth Ctrustin' is some Gbrass through crooked Amteeth some Gbrass through crooked Amteeth some Gbrass through crooked Amteeth
[Break] Am C G Am (x2) [Chorus]
Your Amcrooked teeth are Cfloatin' and my Glady's restinAm' fine Seven Ammiles out of BCismarck next to BGakken Oil lAmines I Amlaid her down so sCoftly and so kGindly reasAmsured LAmove it ain't for Ctamin', a Gdisease that can't be Amcured
[Solo] Am C G Am (x4) [Verse 2]
AmLost my bride to the Cfinest man she Gclaims to have ever Amknown AmShe got to the Cparking lot his Gknees were already Amblown AmLove is such a Cmighty drug a Gmightier diseaAmse Bet he Ammisses her floatin' Cpast the barge with one Geye and crooked Amteeth One Geye and crooked tAmeeth One Geye and crooked tAmeeth One Geye and crooked tAmeeth