Tuning:

...AND VANDALISM TUNING: E A D G B F# D E7 Gsus2 Bb(add G) A7sus4 Em7 Am/C G Bm Gm 0--0----0---------------0-----0---0----0--0---- 3--3----3------3--------3-----3---1----3--3--3- 2--1----2------0--------0-----0---2----0--4--3- 0--0----0------3--------2-----0---2----0--4--5- ---2----X------1--------0-----2---3----X--2--5- ---0----3---------------------0--------3-----3- INTRO D / D / E7 / E7 / Gsus2 / Gsus2 / Bb / A VERSE 1

^D I know this guy^Em7, if I'm the mayonnaise he's the cream. ^D ^DSome sit and wait for the ride ^Am/C while others become the scene. ^G And he can see a Wednesday morning^Em7 like others see Friday night. ^G It's all an open book,^Em7 it's just ^A7sus4how you vandalise. ^D

VERSE 2

^DA double on the shirttail^Em7 while the rest of us split on the ^Dseams. He talks about Art Blakey^Am/C and I pretend to know what he means.. ^G So now it's three gigs a night^Em7 while your girl digs up the UA^GE. And burn up like a matchstick^Em7, the ^A7sus4whole damn city can see.

CHORUS

^D Do do do do do ^Am/Cdo Do do do do do ^Em7do Do do do do do do ^A7sus4 VERSE 3

^D The sun caught me hiding^Em7 just enough for someone to ^Dsee My heart in my hands, the ^Am/Ctracks of my glands cracking through the grit in my teeth ^G So when did you decid^Em7e that there's only so much you can ^Glose? The best choices come^Em ^Ajust when there's nothing left to ^Dchoose

CHORUS

^D Do do do do do ^Am/Cdo Do do do do do ^Em7do Do do do do do do ^A7sus4 ^D Do do do do do ^Am/Cdo Do do do do do ^Em7do Do do do do do do ^A7sus4

BRIDGE

So you ^Bmblow up letterboxes and ^E7chlorine bombs 'cause it's a ^Gweekend blitz on the ^Gmdicks who just can't whistle the tune ^BmYeah and ^E7hit while I sit here ^Gon my hands measuring ^Gmcompliments with a spoon ^Bm And I'm ^E7never too far ^Gaway. ^Gm ^D I know this guy^Em7, if I'm the mayonnaise he's the cream. ^D ^DSome sit and wait for the ride ^Am/C while others become the scene.

REPEAT CHORUS TO END

You Am I - And vandalism