====NOTES==== 1. Chords are in concert tuning. (It'll be in G-minor.) In D Standard, you'd play, e.g., x02210 for this chord. 2. It's possible to ignore the alternations (e.g., Gm-Gsus in the intro) and just play the first chord. That would make this a bit easier. 3. Ebmaj7b5 will be written as follows: DGCFAd 133200 This would make a transition from a barre Eb chord easier. ==END NOTES== ORDER: I V1 PC1 C1 V2 PC2 C2 B C3 O [INTRO] Gm Gsus2 Gm Gsus2 Gm EbM7 Ebmaj7b5 EbM7 Ebmaj7b5 [VERSE 1]

My ^Gmlife is so success^Gsus2 - ful ^Gm I've got ^Gmeverything a man^Gsus2 could ^Gm ever ^EbM7need ^Ebmaj7b5 ^EbM7 ^Ebmaj7b5 Got a ^Gm1000 dollar hair^Gsus2 - cut ^Gm And I ev ^Gm- en have a talk^Gsus2 show^Gm on TV ^EbM7 ^Ebmaj7b5 ^EbM7 ^Ebmaj7b5

[PRE-CHORUS 1]

And I ^Cmknow I should be happy,^Bb/D but in^Ebstead There's a ^Gmquestion I can't get out of my ^Fsushead. ^F

[CHORUS 1] - the final words in the last two lines rhyme with "high".

^C What's the meaning of Stone^Gm7 - henge? ^Gm7/F It's ^Ebkilling me that no one knows Why ^Dm7/Fit was built 5000 years^F ago ^C Why did they build the Stone^Gm7 - henge? ^F How ^Ebcould they raise the stones so high Com^Dm7/Fpletely without the tech - ^Fnolo - ^Cmgy We ^Bb/Dhave to^Ebday?

[VERSE 2]

When I ^Gmmake my jalape^Gsus - ños Cala^Gmmari and prosciut^Gsus - to ^Gm I'm the ^EbM7king!^Ebmaj7b5 ^EbM7 ^Ebmaj7b5 My ^Fwife applauds^Gm me in the kit^Gsus - chen When I ^Gmtell her all I ^Gm9/Bbbought is from ^EbM7 the local store^Ebmaj7b5 ^EbM7 ^Ebmaj7b5

[PRE-CHORUS 2]

And when the ^Cmkids have gone to bed, we're ^Bb/Dall alone^Eb She ^Fgives me a smile^Gm Then she plays with my ^Fsusb***s ^F

[CHORUS 2]

^C But all I think of is Stone^Gm7 - henge ^Gm7/F I ^EbM9think about it when I dream The ^Dm7/Fbiggest henge that I have ever seen ^C What's the purpose of Stone^Gm7 - henge? ^Dm7/F A ^EbM9giant granite birthday cake Or a ^Fsusprison far too ^Feasy to escape?

[BRIDGE] G Am7

^FStonehenge! Stonehenge! Lots of stones in a row! They were ^G25 tons each stone, my friend But am^Am9azingly they got them all down in the sand And they ^Fadd9moved it (Stonehenge!)

And they dragged it (Stonehenge!)

And they ^F/Grolled it 46 miles from Wales^Asus ^A ^D

[CHORUS 3] n.c. D/F# G Am9 What's the deal with Stonehenge? (Oh, what's the deal, what's the deal, what's the deal)

You ^FM9should have left a tiny hint When you ^Gsusmade this f***ing lab ^G- yrinth, of stone! (^DWho the... ) Who the f*** builds a ^Am9Stonehenge? (f*** builds a Stonehenge?) Two ^FM9Stone Age-guys wondering what to do Who ^Gsusjust said: "Dude, let's ^Gadd9build a henge or two!" ^A

[OUTRO]

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I ^Awo

)

uld give anything^Em7 to know about the Stone^Ahenge Yeah, I would give all I have^Em7 to give

Would you give them your car?

^AMm, Are you kidding me, of course I would have given the car! ^Em7 What car do you ^Adrive? Drive a Civic, drive a Civic, drive ^Em7a Civic! A car you can ^Atrust! Never mind the car, let's talk about the ^Em7henge What henge is that again? ^A

It's the Stonehenge, it's the Stonehenge!

God,^Em7 it is the greatest henge of ^Aall! n.c. A/C# D Em Em7 What's the mean - ing of Stone (wait for it) henge?

Ylvis - Stonehenge