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Tuning: E A D G B E
Non official music video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI50r_j2uXE Track on spotify here: https://open.spotify.com/album/6gYWO3DwoNdB6ZsFy6twpG From the fifth episode of Stories From Norway which can be watched online here: https://www.dplay.no/programmer/stories-from-norway [Intro]
When you reGmceive new offFmicial corresCmpondence It must be Cmhandled withBbm precision and fiFmnesse It may Cmseem a bit compGmlex, but it's Cmsimple, just relGmax When you Dfollow Russian DGovernment ProGcess
[Verse]
FmFold it, stack it, Cmcut it, tack it GStamp it, sign it, Cmseal it, file it FmBatch it, mark it, Cmbulk compile it GRussian Government ProCmcess!
[Verse]
FmNew design on flag? (Here!) CmBan on plastic bag? (Here!) GEqual rights for gays? (Here!) CmAsking for a raise? (Here!) FmClip it, tape it, bottleneck it CmSort it, tag it, double check it GRussian Government CmProcess

N.C.

No, no, no, too fast! Where do I put this? Application for.... [Verse] FmTake your information to the Cmcorresponding station In a Gclassified location no-one Cmcan access FmStamp it (stamp it!), lick it (lick it!) CmToss it (toss it!), flick it (flick it!) GRussian Government CmProcess!
[Dialogue]

N.C.

You see? Not so hard. Just let go, relax and system will guide you. All you have to do is... GL-l-l-lunch time!

N.C.

New boy! You take lunch order now.

N.C.

What?
[Verse]
I'll have Fmfish ragu I want CmMoscow stew StrogaGnoff for me, make it Cmgluten free Apple Fmpie! Caviar! GingerCmbread! Beef tartare! GLunchtime Ordering ProCmcess! (Too fast!)
[Verse]
FmEasy on the salt CmDouble on the spice GHand filet my chicken CmDouble cook it twice FmGrill it, spice it, super size it CmFlame it, boil it, circumsize it GSpecial Russian OmeCmlette!
[Dialogue]

N.C.

You got it?

N.C.

No!

N.C.

Good. Back to work!

N.C.

What?

N.C.

Good bye.

N.C.

Hello?
[Outro]
FmStamp it, lick it CmToss it, flick it GRussian Government ProCmcess (Good luck!)