Ylvis - Never again

^CWe’ll fire rockets as often as we can ^CIt’s still so much up there that we^G don’t understand But we’re wor^Cking on an even better r^Focket warning plan We promise this will ^D#never ever^Dm7 happen a^Cgain This will n^D#ever ever ^Dm7happen ag^Cain

^C#Thank you lord, it will^C# never happen again ^C#(Rus^C#sian^C#) ^{G# C# F#} Да. R^Eussia promise^D#m7s this will ne^C#ver happen again This will ^Enever ever h^D#m7appen aga^C#in!

We have pr^Bmoduced a brand-new sign twice as ^F#mbig as before That’s all we ^C#need to avoid a n^F#muclear war ^Bm And we have talked to our in^F#mcompetent men They promise t^G#his will never happen ag^C#ain ^DLunch time

^GNorth Korea has 60 nukes ^DIsrael: 80 nukes ^GIndia: 120 nukes ^DPakistan: 130 nukes ^BmChina: 270 France 300 Unit^Eed kingdom: 200 nukes ^AUnited states and Russia ^Bb40,000 nukes ^Bb But they will never use them

^D#This will never ever happen again ^D#Our world leaders are i^Bbntelligent men ^D# Unless some mix-up happens^G# somewhere in the world This will^F# never ever^Fm7 happen a^D#gain No this will ^G#/F#never ever… ^Fm7/BbHappen a- g^D#ainnn!