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Capo: 2 Tuning: E A D G B E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5QmBTWCDxI&t=1s NOTE: Regarding the chord C#m7/F in the first two choruses ONLY: In reality, it's actually the bass that plays the F over C#m7 thus making it sound a bit off. The song is in 7th chords except for the E but, may play this using basic chords; and/or open chords. Key - E [Intro & Verses] , F# [Choruses] [Intro] A7 G7 A7 G7 [Verse 1]
A7Sindy's spending too much G7money on clothes A7Ken is going back to Gay G7Bob The A7Teddy bears swear the G7neighbourhood's gone Since the A7moving in of GollG7iwog Bm7Rag doll gets beaten A7up by the Action Man The Bm7one with the real life A7hair He A7walks and he talks in a G7commanding voice But A7sexually he's not all G7there.
[Chorus]
Oh Edear C#m7what can the matter F#m7be, my B7children sweet children What Egives C#m7down in the nurseF#m7ry, my B7children sweet children Oh Edear C#m7what if the cradle F#m7falls, my B7children sweet children EToys are C#m7/Fonly human after F#m7all, who B7killed 'em we killed 'em
[Bridge]
If F#7toys are quarreling amongst themselves What B7hope is there now for the D7world?
[Interlude] A7 G7 A7 G7 [Verse 2]
The A7smell of smoke hanging G7thick over funland As the A7older toys are pushed down a G7ramp The A7microchip master race are G7melting them down In a A7dolly concentration G7camp TheBm7 world's gone mad but in A7miniature The Bm7kids can only do what they A7feel A7See them copy what their G7parents have done 'Til they're A7old enough to do it for G7real
[Chorus]
Oh Edear C#m7what can the matter F#m7be, my B7children sweet children What Egives C#m7down in the nurseF#m7ry, my B7children sweet children Oh Edear C#m7what if the cradle F#m7falls, my B7children sweet children EToys are C#m7/Fonly human after F#m7all, who B7killed 'em we killed 'em
[Bridge]
If F#7toys are quarreling amongst themselves What B7hope is there now for the D7world?
[Solo] A7 G7 A7 G7
A7 G7 A7 G7 Burn! Bm7 A7 Bm7 A7 A7 G7 A7 G7
[Chorus]
Oh Edear C#m7what can the matter F#m7be, my B7children sweet children What Egives C#m7down in the nurseF#m7ry, my B7children sweet children Oh Edear C#m7what if the cradle F#m7falls, my B7children sweet children EToys are C#m7only human after F#m7all, who B7killed 'em we killed 'em Oh Edear C#m7what can the matter F#m7be, my B7children sweet children What Egives C#m7down in the nurseF#m7ry, my B7children sweet children Oh Edear C#m7what if the cradle F#m7falls, my B7children sweet children EToys are C#m7only human after F#m7all, who B7killed 'em we killed 'em (to fade)