The Wrens Ex-Girl Collection From: The Meadowlands (2003) Lyrics from http://www.wrens.com/albums-mealyr.html#exgirl [Note: like most Wrens' songs, there's too much going on to accurately reflect it in one guitar part, but you should be able to play along with this. Sorry about the lyrics in the last verse; I'm too lazy to figure them out. Send any corrections to bworlow@yahoo.com]

^GFourth ^Bmfloor ^Emroom Each girl ^AmI've ^Bmbro^Cught back home to bloom

All fo^Bmld on close inspection ^GEach ^Bmone le^Emaves a banner h^Amangin^Bmg fr^Com the eaves

Marking the eve^Bm of election Ex-girl co^Dllection

^AmWhy^Bm/ ^C into why no^Gt Into wh^Eat else you got'

It's just how men^Am mar^Bmk ti^Cme ^Bm G Bm Em Am Bm C Bm

G Bm Em Am Bm C Bm

^GAnn ^Bmslams ^Emin Another^Am ligh^Bmteni^Cng round begins

This^Bm could get interesting ^GWhe^Bmre's^Em Ann been'

She pour^Ams herse^Bmlf a^C don't-ask gin No ice^Bm and^D light on the bitters

I'm done with quitters

^Am'Wh^Bmy /^C Charles, I fo^Gund out Wipe th^Eat smile off your mouth

I think i^Amt's^Bm te^Cll-me time...' ^GBritt ^Bmhit ^Emhard

She foun^Amd my bo^Bmx of^C Beth's best cards Hand cu^Bmt and signed with 'x's

^GCalled ^Bmat ^Emwork 'Happ^Amy an^Bmniver^Csary, jerk'

And I just lau^Bmghed ^Dat the timing with you on hold line 2 still crying ^Am'Wh^Bmy /^C play sex on^G the cuff'

Does B^Eeth like it rough' And learn^Am yo^Bmur ^Cdirty lines'

And ke^Gep her hair cropped (The^E other shoe dropped)

'Is this h^Amow ^Bmmen^C mark t^Gime / in couples'', she cursed (This s^Eounds too rehearsed)

As ^AmAnn, hand on^C hi^Gp, accusing me to the rafters The ^Amwords turn and s^Cpit^G and scorch right through to the plaster

I'm cal^Dled 10 kinds of a bastard

Curses came faster

^GAnn ^Bmstands ^Emdown I thin^Amk s^Bmhe ^Cthi^Bmnks [something]

^GAnn [^Bmsome^Emthing] ^Am[som^Bmethi^Cng]^Bm ^D

^AmWhy^Bm / ^Cinto ^Gwhy not' Into char^Eles gone to pot

In hotter water

^AmLin^Bme/ ^C up to lift ^Gup a toast To the ^Eones I hurt most

And ho^Amw t^Bmhe ^Cwell's gone lime With cha^Grles on the plow

I'm rog^Eer over and how Slower n^Amow ^Bmmen^C mark time

^AmFin^Bme ^C ^AmWhy^Bm, /^C what else you got'

[G Bm Em Am Bm C Bm x several times--you can pick out the lead in the verse chords and sound sort of right]

Wrens - Ex-girl collection