Wingnut Dishwashers Union - Alley cat

^Ftonight I'm an alley cat yeah, ^Fmore afraid of you than you are of me ^Fbut if you leave some food out on the porch, ^FI might stay till there's nothing left to eat ^GI could sit alone in ^Fa lunch room in high school ^Gif I wasn't sitting alone at ^Fa punk show in ashville

^FTonight the upper left hand side of my chest ^Fhas a hole as big as the one in my pocket ^FI mighta kissed you wearing a bulletproof vest ^Fbut hell, you kiss like a rocket ^GI'd be a teenage virgin^F jerking off in my bedroom ^Gif I wasn't a 20 year old virgin ^Fthat didn't have a bedroom