Wingnut Dishwashers Union - Alley cat

^Gtonight I'm an alley cat yeah, ^Cmore afraid of you than you are of me ^Gbut if you leave some food out on the porch, ^CI might stay till there's nothing left to eat ^DI could sit alone in ^Ca lunch room in high school ^Dif I wasn't sitting alone at ^Ca punk show in ashville

^GTonight the upper left hand side of my chest ^Chas a hole as big as the one in my pocket ^GI mighta kissed you wearing a bulletproof vest ^Cbut hell, you kiss like a rocket ^DI'd be a teenage virgin^C jerking off in my bedroom ^Dif I wasn't a 20 year old virgin ^Cthat didn't have a bedroom