Will Wood - The main character

^CI'm that f^C7irst person they talk ab^Fout in all the b^F7ooks ^CI'm that p^C7erspective you cannot do^Fubt, see how I l^F7ook Contr^Col the n^C7arrative reliab^Fly, it's about ^F7me and ^CI wrote the b^Emook ab^Bbout throwing the book at those who d^Fon't do it by it

So now I'm ^Earmed to the teeth with qualities, id^Amentities, and diagnoses Well any fri^Eend of an enemy´s got the transitive p^Amroperty part of th^Ae axes of ^Dmevil, well you'd h^Gave to be to ^Cever dare to ^Amdisagree enough l^Fefts don't make the r^Gight but two wrongs ^Cdo you're punching d^Cown!

So g^Fod forbid I'm s^Geen just as an ^Caverage ^Emhuman b^Ameing I mean im^Fagine if prot^Gagonists just d^Cied in t^Emhe first sc^A7ene And I^F'm the gap betw^Geen a trage^E7dy and come^Amdy don't come at m^Fe, I'm the main character and y^Gou have to like ^Cme

^CI loot p^C7lot armor from NPC^F's, that's what they a^F7re to me Tr^Cite, tropes, tr^C7aits, traumas, trinkets, and tr^Feats; it's all X^F7P So look in the sk^Cy, it's a bird! It's a pl^C7ane! No, it’s supere^Fgo! The underdog you ch^F7eer fo' And v^Cillains are everywh^Emere,^Bb that's how I know that I'm the h^Fero

So t^Eie me to the train tracks, laugh and sn^Amidely twist your mustache Snidely wh^Eiplash, Boris Badenov, ign^Amoring me's bad eno^Augh Where do you get ^Dmoff? Da, das ved^Ganya, darling, D^Caleks in high c^Amollars monol^Fogue and I outsm^Gart them with a r^Caygun and a tw^Ceet

So g^Fod forbid I'm s^Geen just as an ^Caverage ^Emhuman b^Ameing I mean im^Fagine if pr^Gotagonists just d^Cied in^Em the first sc^A7ene And I^F'm the gap betw^Geen a trage^E7dy and come^Amdy don't come at m^Fe, I'm the main character and y^Gou have to like m^Ce

So judge m^Ee by what my cover shows the ^Amauthor's now beyond reproach you don't kn^Eow the prose or if the spine is still int^Amact ^A It's a commen^Dmtary on the world at l^Garge based more ^Con how things sound than h^Amow things are Beli^Feve me, I read it s^Gomewhere but don't qu^Cote me on that now

Her m^Fajesty says the r^Goyal we dem^Cand a st^Emandard of l^Amoyalty and an agr^Feement to be re^Gverent lick the ^Cemperors new boots Now the c^Fourt fool got the gu^Gillotine, the w^Eitches the stake and you the d^Amopamine and S^Fiemens made the Zyklon B but we ^Call still get the flu We all ^Fdo what we n^Geed to to get thr^Cough But ^FI ain't done one f^Gucking thing to y^Cou!

So g^Fod forbid I'm s^Geen just as an ^Caverage h^Guman b^Ameing I mean im^Fagine if ant^Gagonists lacked ^Cany ^Gevil sc^Amheme And I^F'm the gap betw^Geen a trage^E7dy and come^Amdy don't come at m^Fe, I'm the main character and y^Gou have to like m^Ce