Wilbur Soot - Your new boyfriend

^GLife isn't quite what I thought I'd be ^G7When I was a kid on VoIP ^EmI thought when I get older, ^CI'd marry her ^CmI told her ^GNow I'm 26 and I work in an office ^G79 'til 5's not the best, I'll be honest ^EmIf I could change a single thing ^CI'd make it ^Cmme and not him

But ^Che's in your bed And ^CmI'm in your Twitch chat^{G C}I've got the key And ^Cmhe's just a doormat^G And ^Emeven though he's got ^Csocial skills That ^Gdoesn't mean I can't ^Cmpay the bills ^EmAnyway, make the ^Cmost of him 'Cause ^Gshe moves on pretty ^Cmbloody quick ^COh-^Cmoh, ^Cyour new boyfriend's an ^Cmarsehole

N.C.

(Woo)

And ^Gyeah, I've met Jared

N.C.

(Of course I've met Jared) The ^G7one who took you away from me ^Em You hit it off instantly I ^Cknow, 'cause you won't stop ^Cmtelling me I've ^Gseen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles ^G7Push against his fashion sense I've ^Emthought about what he looks like nude ^C I'm not gay, though^Cm

'Cause ^Gshe's living the dream (Living the ^G7dream, living the dream) Oh, ^Emshe's living the dream From ^Cback when we were ^Cm17 ^GShe's living the dream (Living the ^G7dream, living the dream) Oh, ^Emshe's living the dream From ^Cback when we were ^Cm17

^GHow on Earth could I be saved?

N.C.

When I'm one click away from insane ^Em I just think that I deserve A ^Clittle bit of ^Cmwhat I earned I'm ^Gnot gonna make another scene The ^G7one I made when I was 23 Means I'm ^Emnot allowed in Disney World^{C Cm}

But ^Che's in your bed And ^CmI'm in your Twitch chat^{G C}I've got the key And ^Cmhe's just a doormat^G 'Cause ^Emeven though he's got ^Csocial skills That ^Gdoesn't mean I can't ^Cmpay the bills ^EmAnyway, make the ^Cmost of him 'Cause ^Gshe moves on pretty ^Cmbloody quick ^COh-^Cmoh, ^Cyour new boyfriend's an ^Cmarsehole

I ^Gthink about you every ^G7day (Every day) So ^Emhow on Earth can I be ^Csaved^Cm? (Can I be saved?) I ^Gthink about him a lot as ^G7well (I think about him) ^EmMaybe if he wasn't fine as ^Chel^Cml (He's really fine as hell) 'Cause you're ^Gbeauty And you're ^G7grace (You're grace) Your ^Emtelephone calls are my ^Cfavourite ^Cmplace And ^GI want you to notice ^G7me ^EmWith no restraining order ^Cplease^Cm (Jason Derulo) ^G I want you to ^G7care ^Em I want to smell your ^Chair^Cm