Wilbur Soot - Nice guy ballad

G 320033 G/F# 200033 Em7 022033 Cadd9 x32033 Cmadd9 x31033 F6/9 xx3233 [Intro] First half (however many times) Second half once e|--3-x--3-x--3-x--3-x-|--3-x--3-x-| B|--3-x--3-x--3-x--3-x-|--3-x--3-x-| G|--0-x--0-x--0-x--0-x-|--0-x--0-x-| D|----x----x----x----x-|----x----x-| A|----x----x--2-x--3-x-|--1-x--0-x-| E|--3-x--2-x----x----x-|----x----x-| M’lady, Can you hear me? Please don’t block my number again Look, I jumped through all your hoops We got off on the wrong foot But I want to prove to you. That I’m not obsessed with sex Left on seen Another visit to your Facebook gallery This time not to masturbate But instead to appreciate Something no man could do as well as I can Something that shouldn’t be for free Because I’m the only guy for you And you’re the only girl for me Cmadd9 So then why won’t you F6/9 Show me your tits? That restraining order Was a bit far All I did was attach my tracker onto your car That’s not a felony It’s not even a crime I just want to make sure You’re not seeing any black guys Oh, who am I kidding? A girl as pure as you Would never go for a man like me Because you are what reality is made of Even the part that’s gritty Cmadd9 So then why won’t you F6/9 Show me your tits? Consensually (I’m a gentleman what can I say?) I’m gonna kill myself If you don’t go out with me I mean, it’s a stretch But blood is your dichotomy I mean, come on I wrote you a fucking song I wouldn’t have done this if you weren’t an attractive woman. Not… not that you’re just a woman to me Trust me, I’m a sensitive man Cmadd9 So why won’t you F6/9 Show me your tits? [Repeat Intro] This isn’t where it ends We all make our mistakes And the world will keep on turning But it seems a lot slower When you’re not around I’ll settle for a picture of your feet