Tuning: E A D G B E

Plastic Jesus Tab based on original tab: https://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/tab/ed_rush/plastic_jesus_chords_1051351 Verses arranged according to Widespread Panic arrangement https://youtu.be/5j5Ohj6s26w [Chorus]

Well, ^DI don't care if it rains or freezes, ^GLong as I have my plastic Jesus ^DRiding on the dashboard of my ^Aca^Asus4r ^A ^DThrough all trials and tribulations, ^GWe will travel every nation, ^DWith my plastic ^AJesus I'll go ^Dfar^Dsus4. ^D

[Verse]

^DRiding through the thoroughfare ^GWith his nose right up there in the air ^DA wreck may be ahead, but he don't ^Ami^Asus4nd ^A ^DTrouble coming, but he don't see ^GHe just keeps his plastic eyes on me ^DAnd any other thin^Ag that rides b^Deh^Dsus4ind ^D

[Verse]

^DGod made Christ a Holy Jew ^Gmade Him a Christian too ^DParadoxes populate my ^Aca^Asus4r ^A ^DJoseph beams nfeignied elan ^GFrom the shaggy dash of my furlined van ^DFamous cuckold ^Ain the master ^Dpl^Dsus4an ^D

[Verse]

^DRight theres Naughty Mary, snug and smiling ^GJesus dainty and beguiling ^DKnee-deep in the piling of^A m^Asus4y van ^A ^DHis message clear by night or day ^GMy phosphorescent plastic Gay ^DSimpering on th^Ae dashboard of^D m^Dsus4y van ^D

[Chorus]

Plastic ^DJesus, plastic ^GJesus, ^Driding on the dashboard of my ^Aca^Asus4r ^A ^DThrough all trials and tribulations, ^Gwe will travel every nation, ^Dwith my plastic ^AJesus I'll go ^Dfa^Dsus4r. ^D

[Verse]

^DWhen I find myself in a traffic jam ^GHe don't care if I say Damn ^DI just let all the curses ^Aro^Asus4ll ^A ^DPlastic Jesus doesn't hear ^Gcuz he's sportin a plastic ear ^DThe man who invented ^Aplastic saved my^D s^Dsus4oul ^D

[Verse]

^DYou can buy a sweet Madonna, ^Gdressed in rhinestone sitting on a ^Dpedestal of abalon^Ae ^Asus4shell ^A ^DGoin' ninety, I'm not scary, ^G'Cause I've got my Virgin Mary ^Dguaranteeing ^AI won't go to ^DHe^Dsus4ll ^D

[Verse]

^DI don't care if it bumps or jostles ^GI got the Twelve Apostles ^DBolted to the dashboard of ^Amy^Asus4 car ^A ^DDon't I sew a pious mess ^GSuch a crowd of holiness ^DStrung across^A the dashboard^D o^Dsus4f my c^Dar

[Verse]

^DI don't care if it's dark or scary, ^GI got magnetic Mary, ^Dridin' on the dashboard of^A m^Asus4y car ^A ^DI feel I'm protected amply, ^GI've got the whole Holy Family, ^Driding on the ^Adashboard of my ^Dca^Dsus4r ^D

[Chorus]

Plastic ^DJesus, Plastic ^GJesus ^DRiding on the dashboard of ^Amy^Asus4 car ^A ^DOnce his robe was snowy white ^GNow it isn't quite so bright ^DStained by the s^Amoke of my cig^Dar^Dsus4 ^D

Plastic ^DJesus, plastic ^GJesus, ^Driding on the dashboard of ^Amy^Asus4 car ^A ^DThrough all trials and tribulations, ^Gwe will travel every nation, ^Dwith my plastic ^AJesus I'll go ^Dfa^Dsus4r. ^D

Widespread Panic - Plastic jesus