Whitlams - No aphrodisiac

^DmA letter to you on a cassette ^Bb'cause we don't write anymore ^Dmgotta make it up quickly - ^Bbthere's people asleep on the second floor

^GmThere's no aphro^Amdisiac like ^Bbloneliness ^Gmtruth, beauty,^Am and a picture of ^Dmyou.

You'll be ^Dmwalking your dog in a few hours ^BbI'll be asleep in my brother's house ^DmYou're a thousand miles away with ^Bbfood between your teeth ^GmCome up for ^Amsummer, I've got a ^Bbplace near the beach ^GmThere's room for your dog^{Am Dm}

^GmThere's no aphro^Amdisiac like ^Bbloneliness ^Gmtruth, beauty,^Am and a picture of ^Dmyou.

^GmThere's no aphro^Amdisiac like ^Bbloneliness ^Gmtruth, beauty,^Am and a picture of ^Dmyou. ^GmThere's no aphro^Amdisiac like ^Bbloneliness Youth, truth, ^Gmbeauty, fame, b^Amoredom, and a bottle of p^Dmills

^GmThere's no aphro^Amdisiac like ^Dmloneliness ^GmYou shouldn't l^Ameave me alo^Dmne ^GmThere's no aphro^Amdisiac like ^Dmloneliness Bare f^Gmeet like a tomboy,^Am and a crooked ^Dmsmile

Truth, youth, ^Gmbeauty, fame, boredom^Am, red hair, ^Dmno hair, innocence, Satu^Gmrday, ^Amand a picture of^Dm you ^GmA letter to ^Amyou on a cassett^Dme ^GmYou shouldn't ^Amleave me al^Bbone

^GmForty and shaved, se^Amxy, wants to do it all d^Dmay with a ^Gmgun-totin' trigger-happy ^Amtrannie named Kinky^Dm Renee Tired ^Gmteacher twenty-eight seeks ^Amregular meetings for m^Dmasculine muscular nappy-clad brutal breeding ^Gmwhile his wife rough-^Amwrestles with a puppy all ^Dmaquiver on a wine-soaked strobe-lit asiatic ^Gmhall of mirrors ^Amand a dash of l^Dmoneliness There's ^Gmno aphr^Amodisiac quite ^Dmlike it

Truth, youth, ^Gmbeauty, fame, bo^Amredom, red hair,^Dm no hair, innocence, impunit^Gmy, a^Amnd a picture of y^Dmou I got a ^Gmvideo setup^Am me love you short time ^Dmshe pay me suck his finger with some fine wine ^Gmand a d^Amash of lo^Dmneliness

Truth, youth, ^Gmbeauty, fame, bo^Amredom, red hair,^Dm no hair, innocence, awkwardness^Gm, impunity, a^Amnd a picture of^Dm you.