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Tuning: E A D G B E
Studio Version is in standard but live he does it a half step down like in the your moms house podcast version but the chords are the same either way just a different key [Verse One]
GGirls I used to jack off to Cwhen I skipped a class GAre now hitting me up for a Dbackstage pass GAll the ladies get wet when CI roll into town GSo if my dick is up tell me then Dwhy am i Gdown?
[Chorus]
CTugging me, fucking me, sucking my dick till my Gballs run Cdry CWomen I never met whipping their tits out so wDhy am I Ccrying GGirls Finger their pussies when they Chear I'm around GWell if my dick is up, tell me Dwhy am i Gdown?
[Verse Two]
GMeet girl at the show and I hand her a Cpick But beGfore we shake hands she starts suckinDg my dick GSwallows my nut while I stareC at the ground GSo if my dick is up tell meD why am i Gdown?
[Chorus]
CBeating me, beating me, fucking me raw till my diGck gets sCore COne girl is leaving, there is two more outside that just Dwalk through the Cdoor GNow I have learned to eat pussy whiClse I'm wearing a frown GSo if my dick is up tell me whDy am I dGown?
[Verse Three]
CLicking me, sticking my dick in your puss till the sGun comes uCp CLadies I never met sending me texts saying tDhey wanna fucCk GGirls suck on my nuts while they're Creaching around GSo if my dick is up tell me Dwhy am I doGwn?
CWhy am I Gdown? If you appreciate this please subscribe to me on youtube, my channel name is Slippery Dad I also have a cover of this song up on there
Theres one chord he sometimes plays in between some of the verses but i couldnt figure it out at least not with the amount of effort I was willing to put into this but is anyone knows it just tell me and I'll add it