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[INTRO] C [Verse 1]
CMy party Glife FTraded in for a Ckid and a wife FNo more being Calone I got a Ghome CInstead of sex with wGhores FI wake you up, girl, Cwhen you snore FInstead of bangin' Csluts I wipe the baby's Gbutt
[Chorus 1]
Now we do Canal and the Gdishes FSunday shopping with them CWalmart bitches FDinner back at Chome GThen at night I stretch out your Ftight Ftight Fbutt hole CAnal and the Gdishes FSunday shopping with them CWalmart bitches FDinner back at Chome GThen at night I stretch out your Ftight Ftight Fbutt hole
[Verse 2]
CCocaine days are Ggone FNow I get high from Cmowin' the lawn FInstead of Waylon Csongs GNow I watch rom-coms CNo more Jim Beam Gshots FRather wait in the CK-Mart lot FFill the SUCV With GHuggies, Charmin, and Vaseline
[Chorus 2]
We do Canal and the Gdishes FSunday shopping with them CWalmart bitches FDinner back at Chome GThen at night I stretch out your Ftight Ftight Fbutt hole CAnal and the Gdishes FClipping coupons and Cmaking wishes FSunday night at Chome GGo to town, girl, on your Ftight Ftight Fbutt hole CDo I miss that Groad FDrunk as hell, [being?] a Chorny toad? FThis life is better for my Chealth, or so I tell myselGf
[Instrumental] {same as chorus) [Chorus 3]
'Cause now we do Canal and the Gdishes FSunday shopping with them CWalmart bitches FDinner back at Chome GThen at night I stretch out your Ftight Ftight Fbutt hole CAnal and the Gdishes FSunday dinner at CGarth and Trisha's FThen we drive on Chome FAnd I cry and ram you in your Gtight Gtight Gbutt holeC