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capo on the 8th intro ===== G G/F# Em7 Cadd9 x2 verse 1 ======= G G/F# Em7 Cadd9 My life is brilliant. What, was I too early' Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over' Or, keep going' Okay, now' Now'
GMy life is brilliant. G/F#Your life's a joke Em7You're just pathetic Cadd9You're always broke YourG homemade Star Trek uniform G/F# really ain't impressing' me You'Em7re suffering' from delusions of Cadd9 D/F# Adequacy
chorus ====== Cadd9 D/F# Em7 D/F# You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful. Cadd9 D/F# G You're Pitiful, it's true. Cadd9 D/F# G D/F# Em7 Never had a date That ya couldn't inflate Cadd9 D/F# Em7 And ya smell repulsive too Cadd9 D/F# G G/F# Em7 Cadd9 What a bummer bein' you verse 2 ======= G Well ya just can't dance
And foG/F#rget romance Em7 Everybody you know still calls ya Cadd9 Farty Pants G G/F# But you always have a job well I mean Em7 Cadd9 As long as you still can work that slurpie machine
chorus ====== Cadd9 D/F# Em7 D/F# You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful. Cadd9 D/F# G You're Pitiful, it's true. Cadd9 D/F# G D/F# Em7 You're half undressed Eatin' chips of your chest Cadd9 D/F# Em7 While you're playin' Halo 2
No one's claCadd9ssier D/F#than youG interlude ========= Cadd9 Em7 Cadd9 D/F# Cadd9-->D/F# La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, LOSER
outro ===== Cadd9 D/F# Em7 D/F# You're Pitiful. You're Pitiful. Cadd9 D/F# G You're Pitiful, it's true. Cadd9 D/F# G D/F# Em7 Your dog would much rather Play fetch by itself Cadd9 D/F# G D/F# Em7 You still live with your Mom and you're 42 Cadd9 D/F# Em7 Guess you'll never grow a clue
When itCadd9 just D/F#sucks to Gbe you