"Weird Al" Yankovic - Why does this always happen to me

^EmI was watching my T^DV one night when they broke i^Cn with a special rep^Gort About some dev^Emistating ear^Dthquake in P^Ceru ^{G Em}There were thirty thous^Dand crushed to death, even^C more were buried al^Give On the Ri^Emchter scale it m^Deasured 8.2 ^{C G} And I said, &q^Cuot;God, plea^Dse answer me ^Gone question'" ^C"Why'd they have^Bb to in^Cterru^Gpt 'The Simpsons' just for this'" ^BbWhat ^Ca dr^Gag, 'cause I was ta^Bbping ^Cit and ^Geverything And now I'll h^Cave to wait for the re^Grun to see the p^Dart of the show I missed

^CWhy does this a^Glways happen' ^BbWhy does this al^Fways happen to me' ^CWhy does this al^Gways happen' ^Bb(Why) Why does this alw^Fays happen to me'

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^EmI was driving down the h^Dighway when all the t^Craffic slowed to a c^Grawl There was a tw^Emelve-car pile-up, ^Deverybody dea^Cd ^G And I saw b^Emrains and guts and v^Dital organs ^Csplattered everyw^Ghere As well as m^Emy friend Robert's di^Dsembodied hea^Cd ^G

And I thought -^C Poor ^DRob, I just had l^Gunch with him Hey, w^Cait a minute, ^Bbhe still ^Cowes me ^Gmoney - what a jerk Well, ther^Bbe's f^Cive ^Gbucks that I'm ne^Bbver g^Conna^G see again Plus now, on t^Cop of everything e^Glse, it looks like I'm g^Donna be late to work

^CWhy does this a^Glways happen' ^BbWhy does this a^Flways happen to me' ^CWhy does this a^Glways happen' ^Bb(Why) Why does this al^Fways happen to me'

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Oh, the ot^Emher day, my b^Doss said we were r^Cunning low on t^Goner ^EmAnd he told me I should ^Dbuy another ca^Cse ^G Well, I ^Emtold him I was b^Dusy, but he s^Ctill just kept on as^Gking So, I t^Emurned around and st^Dabbed him in the fa^Cce (right in the fa^Gce)

Oh, and ^Cwouldn't you k^Dnow it, my k^Gnife got stuck ^CI guess that's ^Bbprobably ^Cbound to ^Ghappen now and then But ^BbI'm ^Cafra^Gid I may have ^Bbbent the t^Cip a l^Gittle And I kn^Cow that blade will^G never ever be qui^Dte as sharp again (quite as sharp again) Oh, tell me

^CWhy does this a^Glways happen' ^BbWhy does this a^Flways happen to me' ^CWhy does this a^Glways happen' ^Bb(Why) Why does this al^Fways happen to me'

^CWhy does this a^Glways happen' ^BbWhy does this a^Flways happen to me' ^CWhy does this a^Glways happen' ^Bb(Why) Why does this al^Fways happen to me'

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