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Put the paper into the shredder, repeat, then stand up as the crowd applauds. x2 e|-----------------------------|-----------------applause-| B|-----------------------------|------in----of------------| G|-put-------------------------|-rise----sea--------------| D|-----the---------in----------|--------------------------| A|---------paper------shredder-|--------------------------| E|-----------------------------|--------------------------| you can see the video here to get the timing right http://www.youtube.com/watch'v=nmcuoaqdJ9w and hes really amazing at it so i dont think anyone can get it perfectly but try your best!! abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy&z now you know your abc's bleep bloop blop