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I noticed that this great Weird Al song doesn't have any guitar chords written on the internet...So I decided to try and find it so everybody could play it. Enjoy! Itai Gal, Weird Al fan from Israel. My mail - itaigal79@walla.com
F#mHey, everyone, listen up, your atteEntion if you please Really want to F#mgive you a warning Cause I fouBnd out this morning Bout a danC#gerous, insidious computer virus F#mIf you should get an email with the subEject: "Stinky Cheese" Better not go tF#making your chances Under nBo circumstances Should you oC#pen it or eD#lse it will D#Translate your doG#mcuments into SwaC#hili G#mMake your TV record &quC#ot;Gigli" G#mNeuter your pets and give your lC#aundry static clF#ing (Look oEut!) It's gonna make your computer screen freeze (Look F#out!) Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs (Look ouEt!) Erase your hard drive and your back-ups too And the hG#ard drive of anyone C#related to you F#-C#----F# Virus alert! F#Delete immediately befC#ore someone gets hurt FG#morward this message on to C#everybody (G#m C#)
Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls It'll make your keyboard all sticky Give your poodle a hickey And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney Then it will tie up your phone making prank long distance calls It'll set your clocks back an hour And start hogging the shower So just trash it now, or else it will Decide to give you a permanent wedgie Legally change your name to Reggie Even mess up the pH balance in your pool (Look out!) It's gonna melt your face right off of your skull (Look out!) And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull (Look out!) And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're tryin' to sleep (Look out!) And make you physically attracted to sheep (Look out!) Steal your identity and your credit cards (Look out!) Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards (Look out!) Then cause a major rift in time and space And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
C#That's right, it's a... Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Warn all your friends, send this to everybody G#mTell everyone you know, tell eC#verybody nF#ow C# G#m A#m\F# C# If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born C# G#m A#m\F# C# So before it e-mails your grandmother all of your Porn... F#Turn off your computer and make suEre it powers down EDrop it in a 43-foot hF#ole in the ground F#Bury it completely, rocks and bouElders should be fine EThen burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you weG#re alive C#
Virus alert Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Virus alert Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Virus alert Delete immediately before someone gets hurt Forward this message on to everybody Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
G#mTell everyone you know, tell eC#verybody nF#ow F#What are you waiting for? F#Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know Hit... send... right... now