"Weird Al" Yankovic - Trigger happy

^EbTrigger happy, ^Eb7trigger happy... [Verse] Got an ^AbAK-47, well you know it makes me feel all right Got an ^DbUzi by my pillow, helps me sleep a little better at n^Abight

^EbThere's no feeling any greater Than to^Db shoot first and ask questions later Now I'm^Ab trigger happy, t^Dbrigger happy ^Ebevery d^Abay ^{Ab Db Ab Eb}

Well you ^Abcan't take my guns away, I got a constitutional right Yeah, I g^Dbotta be ready if the commies attack us t^Abonight

^EbI'll blow their brains out with my Smith and Wesson ^DbThat out to teach 'em all a darn good lesson Now I'm^Ab trigger happy, t^Dbrigger happy ^Ebevery d^Abay ^{Ab Db Ab}

Oh yeah, I'm t^Eb7rigger, trigger happy Yes, I'm t^Abrigger, trigger happy (Oh baby, I'm) t^Eb7rigger, trigger happy Yes, I'm tr^Abigger, trigger happy (Oh, I'm so) tr^Dbigger, trigger happy Yes, I'm tr^Abigger, tr^Figger happy Better w^Bbmatch out, punk, or I'm g^Ebonna have to blow you aw^Abay ^{Ab Db Ab Eb}

Oh, I acc^Abidentally shot Daddy last night in the den I mist^Dbook him in the dark for a drug-crazed Nazi a^Abgain

^EbNow why'd you have to get so mad? ^DbIt's just a lousy flesh wound, Dad You know I'm t^Abrigger happy, tr^Dbigger happy e^Ebvery da^Aby ^{Ab Db Ab Eb}

Oh, I s^Abtill haven't figured out the safety on my rifle yet Little F^Dbluffy took a round, better take him to the ve^Abt

^EbI filled that kitty cat so full of lead ^DbWe'll have to use him for a pencil instead Well I'm ^Abtrigger happy, t^Dbrigger happy ^Ebevery d^Abay ^{Ab Db Ab}

Oh yeah, I'm t^Eb7rigger, trigger happy Yes, I'm t^Abrigger, trigger happy (Oh baby, I'm) t^Eb7rigger, trigger happy Yes, I'm tr^Abigger, trigger happy (Oh, I'm so) tr^Dbigger, trigger happy Yes, I'm tr^Abigger, tr^Figger happy Better w^Bbmatch out, punk, or I'm g^Ebonna have to blow you aw^Abay ^{Ab Db Ab}

Come^Db on and grab your ammo ^AbWhat have you got to lose? ^DbWe'll all get l^Bbmiquored up And shoot at a^Ebnything that m^Eboves^F

Got a br^Bband new semi-automatic weapon with a laser sight Oh, I'm pr^Ebayin' somebody tries to break in here t^Bbonight

^FI always keep a Magnum in my trunk You bette^Ebr ask yourself, do you feel lucky, punk? Because I'^Bbm trigger happy, tr^Ebigger happy ^Fevery d^Bbay ^{Bb Eb Bb}

Oh yeah, I'm t^F7rigger, trigger happy Yes, I'm tr^Bbigger, trigger happy (Oh baby, I'm) t^F7rigger, trigger happy Yes, I'm tr^Bbigger, trigger happy (Oh, I'm so) tr^Ebigger, trigger happy Yes, I'm tr^Bbigger, I'm so tr^Gigger happy

Better wa^Cmtch out, punk, or I'm g^Fonna have to blow you aw^Bbay (Watch out or I bl^Gow you away) Better wa^Cmtch out, punk, or I'm g^Fonna have to blow you aw^Bbay (Watch out or I bl^Gow you away) Better wa^Cmtch out, punk, or I'm g^Fonna have to blow you aw^Bbay (Watch out or I bl^Gow you away) Better wa^Cmtch out, punk, or I'm g^Fonna have to blow you aw^Bbay (Watch out or I bl^Gow you away)