"Weird Al" Yankovic - Traffic jam

^ACarbon monoxide, making me choke, no A.C., and the radio's broke ^ACars backed up, far as you can see, seems like I've been waiting here for all eternity Oh and j^Eust in case you're wondering, I'll tell you where I am I'm ^Dright here, right here, stuck right here in the middle of this...

^ATraffic jam, I haven't ^Gmoved one inch from ^Dthis here spot ^ATraffic jam, the f^Greeway's one big ^Dparking lot ^ATraffic jam, my r^Gadiator's boiling ^Dhot And I'm s^Etuck right here in the middle, right here in the middle of a traffic ^Ajam

^ATrapped inside, my automobile, cobweb's growin, on the steerin' wheel ^ANow I'm no genius, but one thing I know, I shouldn't have had that bag of bran muffins an hour and a half ago Yeah and ^Eif you need to find me, I'll tell you where I am I'm r^Dight here, right here, stuck smack dab in the middle of this...

^ATraffic jam, I haven't ^Gmoved one inch from ^Dthis here spot ^ATraffic jam, the f^Greeway's one big ^Dparking lot ^ATraffic jam, well I ^Gthought we were movin' but I ^Dguess we're not Cause I'm ^Estuck right here in the middle, right here in the middle of a traffic ^Ajam

^AStuck in the middle of a traffic jam, yeah yeah yeah yeah ^EBumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to bumper to b^Dumper to bumper to bumper

^AThere's a yuppie on a cellular phone, I'm gonna puke if I here any more ^AThere's a motorcycle zoomin' by me, watch what happens when I open my door ^ANow we're all goin' nowhere fast, well I guess that's perfectly clear ^AI left home five hours ago, and I can still see my house from here

So if ^Eanybody's tryin' to find me, well I'll tell you where I am ^DRight here, right here, stuck right here in the middle of this...

^ATraffic jam, I haven't ^Gmoved one inch from ^Dthis here spot ^ATraffic jam, the f^Greeway's one big ^Dparking lot ^ATraffic jam, now my ^Gback teeth are floatin' and my ^Dnerves are shot And I'm ^Estuck right here in the middle, stuck right here in the middle of a traffic ^Ajam ^ATraffic Jam... traffic jam... traffic jam... woo!!!^F!!^{F# G A}