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CYou're sort of famous, A minor celebriDty, And so it only makes sense, the world wouldAm be Obsessed with every single thingC you do CThey're running 'round with their camcorders in theD night, They're lurking patiently and hopin' that they justAm might See something real embarrassingC you do
The Ambad hair day and Csweat-stained T-shirt, CThat's the story that Dthey're gonna feature AmWith exclusive pics of your Cflabby behind, You think you're Dall alone but that's right when you'll find...
A bunch of Cpaparazzi poppin' outta nowhere, DCameras in your face And then suddenAmly-y-yy You're on TMCZ-e-ee You're on TMCZ
CFollowing you when you're walking down the sDtreet And askin' stupid questions while you're tryin' Amto eat So you cover your face thinking to yourCself: "Hey, isn't this creepy?"
CAnd they're out there praying you'll have a big meltDdown And take 'em on a little car chase through this whole Amtown
They'll be there with you when you're going to jail,
CFirst on the scene for every wardrobe fail AmYou just picked up Csome transvestite, CSeconds later, it's Dup on the website AmGet a Vegas wedding, Ca quickie divorce, And they'll be Dsneaking in, snappin' pictures of course
And if they Cever catch you pickin' your nose or DStumblin' down the street on a drunken sAmpree-e-ee You're on TMCZ-ee CStalkin' you, just waiting by your front door DTrailin' you through airport securiAmty-y-yy, They're with TMCZ They're with TMCZ
(Spoken) C, D, Am, C "We caught this Oscar nominee...picking up dog poo!" "Is that a baby bump?" "I pronounce her guilty...of leaving the house while fat!" "Look who's drinking coffee!!" "Everything celebrities do is fascinating!"
Oh, lemme tell ya it's Amgettin' to the point where A faCmous person can't Even Cget a DUI, or go Don a racist rant Those Amguys are all around So you rCeally shouldn't dare Goin' to eCvery club in town If you've lDost your underwear...
Seems that Cevery single time a star decides to DShave their head or ram their car into a Amtree-e-ee, They're on TMCZ-e-ee CIf they catch you peein' in the bushes, DLater on that night, well I guaranAmtee-e-ee You're on TMCZ-e-ee, You're on TMCZ You're on TMDZ Every single celebriAmty-y-yy, Knows they're gonna Cbe-e-ee, They're on TMCZ