Capo: 3 Tuning: E A D G B E

Note: Always play Em with a G on the high e-string! [Intro] E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 E5 Em Em D Em Em D Em Em Bm C Em Em D Em Em D Em Em Bm C Em Em D Em Em D Em Em Bm C Em Em D Em Em D Em Em Bm C Em Em Em Em [Verse 1] Emadd9 C/E Fat and weak, what a disgrace,

^D/E Guess the champ got too ^Emlazy. Emadd9 C/E Ain't gonna fly now, he's just takin' up space, Sold his ^D/Egloves, threw his eggs down the ^Emdrain. Emadd9 C/E But he's no bum, he works down the street, ^D/E He bought the neighborhood d^Emeli. Emadd9 C/E Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat, Come in^D/Eside, maybe you'll hear him ^Emsay:

[Chorus 1]

^A/ETry ^D/Ethe ^Am rye or the kaiser, they're on ^Em/Bspecial tonight.^D/A If you ^Amwant, you can have an appe^Em/Bti - ^D/Azer. ^A/EYou ^D/Emight ^Amlike our salami and the ^Em/Bliver's all right, ^D/A And they'd ^Amreally go ^Bm7well with the ^Crye ^N.C.or the ^E5kaiser.

[Interlude] E5 E5 E5 E5 [Verse 2] Emadd9 C/E Never eats while on the job, D/E Em Emadd9 Em He heard it's good to stay hungry. Emadd9 C/E But he makes a pretty mean shish kebab,

Have a ^D/Etaste, they were made fresh ^Emtoday. [Chorus 2] ^A/ETry ^D/Ethe ^Am rye or the kaiser or the ^Em/Bwheat or the white, ^D/A Maybe ^AmI can suggest an appe^Em/Bti - ^D/Azer. ^A/EStay ^D/Ea - ^Amway from the tuna, it smells ^Em/Bfunny tonight, ^D/A But you ^Amjust can't go ^Bm7wrong with the ^Crye ^N.C.or the ^E5kaiser.

[Interlude] E5 E5 E5 E5 [Verse 3] Emadd9 C/E So today, his deli comes first, C6/E C/E D/E Em Emadd9 Em Still he dreams of his past days of glory. Emadd9 C/E Goes in the back and beats up on the liverwurst,

All the ^D/Ewhile you can still hear him ^Emsay: [Chorus 3] ^A/EIt's ^D/Ethe ^Am rye or the kaiser, it's the ^Em/Bthrill of one bite, ^D/A Let me ^Amplease be your catering ad^Em/Bvi - ^D/Asor. ^A/EIf ^D/Eyou ^Amwant substitutions I won't ^Em/Bput up a fight, ^D/A You can ^Amhave your roast ^Bm7beef on the ^Crye ^N.C.or the ^E5kaiser.

[Interlude] E5 E5 E5 E5 [Outro] Em Em D Em Em D Em Em Bm C

The rye or the ^Emkaiser... Em D Em Em D Em Em Bm C

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Theme from rocky xiii the rye or the kaiser