"Weird Al" Yankovic - That boy could dance

^AWe all used to call him ^G7Jimmy the Geek, He was a ^Ddumb-lookin', ^Gscrawny, little ^Afour-eyed ^Dfreak. ^AHe never used to hang a^G7round with the guys, He'd just ^Dsit in the ^Gcorner, at^Atractin' the ^Dflies. He ^Gwasn't much to ^Dlook at, he ^Gnever was very ^Dbright, but ^Gat least there was one thing that ^Dhe could do all ^Fright: ^G

^N.C.That boy could ^Ddance. ^{D7 D6 D C Cmaj7 G} That ^Fboy could ^Ddance. ^{D7 D6 D C Cmaj7 G F} He was ^Dkind of a jerk, he was ^Fkind of a bore, but the ^Gwomen would scream when he ^Bbwalked in the door, 'cause ^A7one thing I could tell you for sure: ^N.C.That boy could ^Ddance. ^{D7 D6 D G F D}

^APicking teams, he would ^G7always be last, He couldn't ^Drun very ^Gfar, he couldn't ^Athink very ^Dfast. ^AIf he was on your side, you'd ^G7always lose, The ^Dguy had a ^Gproblem, even ^Atying his ^Dshoes. He ^Gnever passed his ^Ddrivers test he was ^Galways afraid of ^Dcars. and ^Ghe had a complexion that ^Dresembled the surface of ^FMars. ^G

But that boy could ^Ddance. ^{D7 D6 D C Cmaj7 G F} That ^Fboy could ^Ddance, yeah. ^{D7 D6 D C Cmaj7 G F} Well, his ^Dhair was a mess and his ^Fclothes didn't fit, He ^Gsmelled pretty bad, and he ^Bbdrooled just a bit. but you ^A7gotta admit: ^N.C.boy, that boy could ^Gdance. ^{F D}

^{G A} Now that boy is much older, he's got his ^Gown dance studi^Do, ^{G A} He's got a teeny bopper fan club, yeah, he's ^Ggot his own TV ^Dshow, now he ^Gowns half of Mon^A7tana, they all ^Bmcall him "Dia^Amond ^GJim" and you ^Cknow I'd do anything if ^GI could be just like ^Fhim. ^A7

'Cause that boy could ^Ddance. ^{D7 D6 D C Cmaj7 G F} That ^Fboy could ^Ddance. ^{D7 D6 D C Cmaj7 G} That ^Fboy could ^Ddance. ^{D7 D6 D} (That ^Cboy ^Cmaj7could ^Gdance.) That ^Fboy could ^Ddance. ^{D7 D6 D} (That ^Cboy ^Cmaj7could ^Gdance.) That ^Fboy could ^Ddance. ^{D7 D6 D} (That ^Cboy ^Cmaj7could ^Gdance.) That ^Fboy could ^Ddance, yeah ^{D7 D6 D} (That ^Cboy ^Cmaj7could ^Gdance.) I said that ^Fboy could ^Ddance! ^{D7 D6 D} (That ^Cboy ^Cmaj7could da^Gnce.) That ^Fboy could ^Ddance. ^{D7 D6 D} (That ^Cboy ^Cmaj7could ^Gdance.) That ^Fboy could ^Ddance. ^{D7 D6 D} (That ^Cboy ^Cmaj7could ^Gdance.)