"Weird Al" Yankovic - Such a groovy guy

^E7I got my ^Aalligator ^A7boots I wear my ^Dpants skin ^D7tight, I wear my ^Adark sun^A7glasses in the ^Dmiddle of the ^D7night And when I ^Alook in the ^A7mirror I'm a ^Dsuch an awesome ^D7sight, It ^B7makes me wanna kneel down and ^E7pray. I'm so ^Aadorable and ^A7charming I'm ^Dsure that you can ^D7see And ^Aeverybody's ^A7always trying to ^Dhang around with ^D7me They ^Atell me I'm the ^A7greatest and it's ^Dhard to disa^D7gree 'Cause I'm so ^B7perfect in every ^E7way.

And I'm so ^D7cute, I can ^Chardly ^Astand it. ^{Asus4 A} And I'm so ^D7handsome honey ^CI could just ^Adie. ^{Asus4 A} I know you'll ^D7never be as ^Cwonderful as ^Ame but at ^F#least you can ^Gtry. ^{D N.C. N.C.}'Cause I'm such a groovy ^Aguy (such a groovy ^Dguy). Yeah, I'm ^Csuch a groovy ^Aguy (such a groovy ^Dguy). I'm ^Csuch a groovy ^Aguy (such a groovy ^Dguy). Yeah, I'm ^Csuch a groovy ^Aguy. ^{D E A}

^E7Baby ^Aare you in the ^A7mood for a ^Dlittle ro^D7mance? Well for ^Astarters I can ^A7pour some chocolate ^Dpudding down your ^D7pants And ^Athen attach elec^A7trodes to your ^Dbrain and watch you ^D7dance, Oh, ^B7golly wouldn't that be ^E7fun? Oh and ^Athen I might de^A7cide to tie you ^Dup with dental ^D7floss, I'll ^Amake you wear a ^A7harness and I'll ^Dshow you who's the ^D7boss. ^A Of course if ^A7you refuse, well ^Dhoney it's your ^D7loss, I mean, ^B7I don't do this with just any^E7one.

So baby, ^D7how can you ^Csay it's all ^Aover? ^{Asus4 A} So ^D7how can you ^Ctell me good^Abye? ^{Asus4 A} So now you ^D7tell me that you're ^Cleaving me for ^Agood and all I ^F#wanna know is ^Gwhy? I mean after ^Dall... ^{N.C. N.C.}I'm really such a groovy ^Aguy (such a groovy ^Dguy). Yeah, I'm ^Csuch a groovy ^Aguy (such a groovy ^Dguy). I'm ^Csuch a groovy ^Aguy (such a groovy ^Dguy). Yeah, I'm ^Csuch a groovy ^Aguy. ^D I mean you ^Ecould do ^Aworse!

I'm ^Csuch a groovy ^Aguy (such a groovy ^Dguy). Yeah, I'm ^Csuch a groovy ^Aguy (such a groovy ^Dguy). I'm ^Csuch a groovy ^Aguy (such a groovy ^Dguy). I'm ^Csuch a groovy ^Aguy (such a groovy ^Dguy). Baby, I'm ^Csuch a groovy ^Aguy (such a groovy ^Dguy). Yeah, I'm ^Csuch a groovy ^Aguy (such a groovy ^Dguy). Yeah, I'm ^Csuch a groovy ^Aguy, such a groovy guy, ^Dsuch a groovy ^Cguy, Such a ^Agroovy guy, such a groovy ^Dguy, a groovy ^Cgroovy groovy ^Aguy (such a groovy ^Dguy). Yeah, ^CI'm a groovy ^Aguy, (such a groovy ^Dguy). ^CSuch a groovy ^Aguy, such a groovy ^Dguy, ^CSuch a groovy ^Aguy! ^{N.C. A7}