"Weird Al" Yankovic - Stop forwarding that crap to me

^GOh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass And there's no ^Dway you're gonna slow it ^Emdown You say we ^Cgotta treasure each ^Gmoment Who knows how ^Dlong we're gonna be a^Bround

Yeah you ^Ckeep on telling me ^Glife is short And it's ^Bhard to disagree with what you ^Csay But if ^Gtime is so precious, why ya ^Dwasting mine Cause I'm ^Calways reading, Always deleting ^CEvery useless piece of garbage that you ^Dsend my way

Every ^Gstupid hoax All those ^Dcorny jokes Stop f^Corwarding that crap to ^Dme Well I d^Gon't need tons of cringe in^Dducing puns Stop f^Corwarding that crap to ^Dme

No it ^Emisn't ok if you ^Bmbrighten my day With some ^Ccut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark ^Dpoetry And I d^Gidn't request a perso^Dnality test Stop f^Corwarding ^D- that crap to me

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^DYou're sending ^Gvirus-laden bandwidth-hogging attachments to ^Devery single person you ^Emknow You're ^Cpassing round a link to ^Gsome dumb thing on YouTube That ^Deverybody else already ^Bsaw three years ago And ^Cwacky badly P^Ghotoshopped billboards were ^Bnever that amusing to ^Cme And I ^Gjust can't believe you be^Dlieve those urban legends But I ^Chave high hopes someone will point you toward Snopes ^CAnd debunk that crazy junk you're spewing ^Dconstantly

No I ^Gdon't want a bowl of Chicken ^DSoup for the Soul Stop f^Corwarding that crap to ^Dme Send more ^Gtop 10 lists and I'll ^Dslash my wrists Please stop f^Corwarding that crap to ^Dme Well I'm ^Emsorry I can't accept your ^Bmparanoid rant And I don't ^Cwant the Neiman Marcus cookie ^Drecipe Won't you ^Gkindly refrain, cause it's ^Dhurting my brain Stop ^Cforwarding... that crap to me

^AmLike glittery hearts and unicorns and ^Dpictures of somebody's cat Now tell me^Am in what alternate reality would I ^Dcare about something like that?

And by the way your ^Emquotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin Mr. ^BmRogers never fought the Viet Cong And Bill ^CGates is never gonna give me something for nothing And I ^Ahighly doubt some dead girl is gonna kill me ^AIf I don't pass your letter along...

^AWell now I ^Gknow you're wishing I'll ^Dsign your petition But stop f^Corwarding that crap to ^Dme And I don't want to ^Gread your series Of con^Dspiracy theories Just stop f^Corwarding that crap to ^Dme And your ^Emtwo million loser friends All ^Bmhave my address now Cause you ^Cnever figured out the way to ^DBCC

Now I g^Gotta insist Take me^Em off of your list Stop f^Corwarding-^D- that crap to me^G

^CStop forwarding that ^Dcrap to me (repeats)

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