"Weird Al" Yankovic - Skipper dan

I starred in e^Ebvery high school pla^Aby Blew every ^Ebdrama teacher awa^Aby I gradua^Ebted first in my c^Ablass at Juilliar^Ebd ^Ab Took every ^Ebacting workshop I c^Abould And I ^Ebdreamed of Holly^Abwood While I r^Ebead my Uta H^Abagen and studied the ^EbBard

Hit the b^Eboards and paid my d^Abues ^Db And got phen^Ebomenal rave re^Abviews ^Db I knew the ^Ebworld was gonna l^Above me, with^Dbout a do^Ebubt ^Ab I was ^Dbsure that Taran^Ebtino would be callin' me ^Abon the ^Dbphone Annie ^EbLeibovitz would shoot me for ^AbRolling ^DbStone But the ^Ebyears have come and g^Abone ^AbAnd I'm sorry to say that's not the way that it's all worked out

I'm a ^Ebtour ^Bbguide on the J^Abungle Cruise ^Ebride ^AbSkipper ^EbDan is the ^Bbname And I'm ^Cmdoin' ^Gmthirty-four s^Abhows every ^Ebday And e^Abvery time it's the s^Bbame ^CmLook at those hippos, they're ^Gmwigglin' their ears ^AbJust like they've done for the ^Bblast fifty years Now I'm la^Ebughin' at my ^Bbown jokes but I'm ^Abcryin' ins^Ebide 'Cause I'm w^Aborkin' on the ^BbJungle Cruise ^Ebride

Oh, the ^Ebcritics, they used to s^Abay I was the ^Ebnew Olivie^Abr Thought I'd ^Ebbe the toast of Su^Abndance or maybe Ca^Ebnnes ^{Ab Db} Aw, but don't ^Ebbother tryin' to ^AbIMD^Dbb me The o^Ebnly place you might ^Abpossibly ^Dbsee me Is ^Ebridin' my little boa^Abt around Adventureland ^AbIt ain't exactly what I planned

But I'm a ^Ebtour ^Bbguide on the J^Abungle Cruise ^Ebride ^AbSkipper ^EbDan is the ^Bbname And I'm ^Cmdoin' ^Gmthirty-four s^Abhows every ^Ebday And e^Abvery time it's the s^Bbame ^CmI would've killed if I'd been^Gm in "Speed The Plow" ^AbBut what's the difference, that's a^Bbll behind me now 'Cause I'm ^Ebpayin' the re^Bbnt and I'm s^Abwallowin' my pri^Ebde And I'm w^Aborkin' on the ^BbJungle Cruise ^Ebride

^F#I should be there on Br^Aboadway Knockin' 'em d^Dbead in &q^Fmuot;Twelve A^Bbmngry Men" ^F# But instead I'm here t^Abellin' these lame jokes Ag^Bbain and again and again and again and again and again and again

^CmI shoulda listened when my ^Gmgrandfather said ^Ab"Why don't you majo^Bbr in business instead?" Now my ^Ebhopes have all v^Bbanished and my ^Abdreams have all ^Ebdied And I'll ^Abprobably work for^Bbever as a ^EbTour ^Bbguide on the J^Abungle Cruise ^Ebride ^AbSkipper ^EbDan is the ^Bbname And I'm ^Cmdoin' ^Gmthirty-four s^Abhows every ^Ebday And e^Abvery time it's the s^Bbame ^CmLook at those hippos, they're ^Gmwigglin' their ears ^AbSomebody shoot me 'cause ^BbI'm bored to tears Always ^Ebsaid I'd be f^Bbamous... I ^Abguess that I l^Ebied 'Cause I'm ^Abworkin' on the J^Bbungle Cruise ^Cmride ^Bb I'm still ^Abworkin' on the ^BbJungle Cruise ^Ebride!