"Weird Al" Yankovic - Rye or the kaiser

^Gm Fat and weak,^Eb what a disgrace ^F Guess the champ got too^Gm lazy ^Gm Ain't gonna fly now he's just ^Ebtakin' up space Sold his ^Fgloves, threw his eggs down the ^Gmdrain

^Gm But he's no bum, he ^Ebworks down the street ^F He bought the neighborhood de^Gmli ^Gm Back on his feet, now he's ^Ebchoppin' up meat Come in^Fside maybe you'll hear him ^Gmsay

^FTry ^Gm7the ^Fmrye or the kaiser they're our s^Bbpecial ton^Fight ^FIf y^Gm7ou w^Fmant you can have an appe^Gmtiz^Fer ^FYou ^Gm7might ^Fmlike our salami and the ^Bbliver's all ^Fright ^FAnd ^Gm7they'd ^Cmreally go ^Bbwell with the ^Ebrye or the k^Gmaiser...

^Gm Never eats while ^Ebon the job ^F He heard it's good to stay^Gm hungry ^Gm But he makes a pretty ^Ebmean shishkabob Have a t^Faste they were made fresh ^Gmtoday

^FTry ^Gm7the ^Fmrye or the kaiser or the w^Bbheat or the w^Fhite ^FMayb^Gm7e I ^Fmcan suggest an appe^Gmtiz^Fer ^FStay^Gm7 away ^Fmfrom the tuna it smells f^Bbunny ton^Fight ^FBut ^Gm7you j^Cmust can't go ^Bbwrong with the ^Ebrye or the k^Gmaiser...

^Gm So today, his ^Ebdeli comes first ^F Still he dreams of his ^Gmpast days of glory ^Gm Goes in the back and beats up on ^Ebthe liverwurst All the ^Fwhile you can still hear him ^Gmsay

^FIt's ^Gm7the ^Fmrye or the kaiser, it's the ^Bbthrill of one ^Fbite ^FLet ^Gm7me p^Fmlease be your catering ad^Gmvis^For ^FIf y^Gm7ou wan^Fmt substitutions I won't p^Bbut up a ^Ffight ^FYou ^Gm7can h^Cmave your roast ^Bbbeef on the ^Ebrye or the k^Gmaiser...

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