"Weird Al" Yankovic - Pretty fly for a rabbi

^BMeccha leccha ^Ahi, meccha ^Bhiney hiney ho

Our ^Btemple's had a ^Afair share of ^Brabbis in the ^Apast But ^Bmost of 'em were ^Anudniks, and ^Bnone of them would ^Alast But ^Bour new guy's real ^Akosher, I ^Bthink he'll do the ^Atrick I ^Btell ya, he's to ^Adie for! He ^Breally knows his shtick!

So ^Bhow's by ^Fyou? Have you ^Bseen this ^FJew? ^DReads the Torah, does his ^Eown accounting, too! ^AWorking ^Blike a ^Fdog at the ^Bsynago^Fgue He's ^Dthere all day, he's ^Ethere all day ^AJust say "^BVey iz ^Fmir!" and he'll kick ^Binto ^Fgear He'll bring you ^Dlots of cheer And maybe ^Ebagels with some shmeer ^{A G} So ^Dgrab your ^Ayarmul^Eke^A And ^Bhey, hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

^BHow ya doin', ^ABernie?^B (Oy vey!^D Oy vey!) ^BHow ya doin', ^ABernie?^B (Oy vey!^D Oy vey!) ^BHow ya doin', ^ABernie?^B (Oy vey!^D Oy vey!) And ^Ball the goyim s^Aay I'm pretty ^Bfly for a rabbi

He ^Bshops at discount ^Astores, not just ^Bany will suf^Afice He ^Bhas to find a ^Abargain, ’cause he ^Bwon't pay retail ^Aprice He ^Bnever acts me^Ashugga and he's ^Bhardly a schle^Amiel But ^Bif you wanna ^Ahaggle, oy, he'll ^Bmake you such a deal!

People ^Bused to ^Fscoff, now they say "^BMazel ^Ftov!" He's ^Dsuch a macher ’cause he ^Eworks his tuchis off ^AYeah, he ^Bkeeps his ^Fcool and ^Bteaches ^Fshul What's ^Dnot to like? What's ^Enot to like? ^AOn high ^Bholy ^Fdays, you know he ^Bprays and ^Fprays And he ^Dnever eats pastrami on white ^Ebread with mayonnaise ^{A G} Put ^Don your ^Ayarmul^Eke^A And ^Bhey, hey! Do that Hebrew thing!

When he's ^Bdoing a Bar Mitzvah, now ^Bthat you shouldn't miss He'll ^Balways shlep on down for a ^Bwedding or a ^Dbriss They say he's ^Bgot a lot of chutzpah, he's ^Breally quite hhhip The ^Bparents pay the moyl and he gets to the keep the tip!

^BHow ya doin', ^ABernie?^B (Oy vey!^D Oy vey!) ^BHow ya doin', ^ABernie?^B (Oy vey!^D Oy vey!) ^BHow ya doin', ^ABernie?^B (Oy vey!^D Oy vey!) ^BMeccha leccha hi, meccha meccha cholly ^Aho

He's ^Bdoing ^Fwell! I ^Bgotta ^Fkvell! The ^Dyentas love him, even ^Eshiksas think he's swell ^AShows up ^Bat his ^Fhome and ^Bsays, "Sha^Flom!" And "^DHave some cake! You ^Ewant some cake?" ^AYeah, he ^Bcalls the ^Fshots We really ^Blove him ^Flots! ^DOy gevalt, I'm so fer^Eklempt that I could plotz ^{A G} So ^Dgrab your ^Ayarmul^Eke^{A G} The ^Done you got for ^AHanuk^Eka^Ah ^G Let's ^Dput on our ^Ayarmul^Eke^As And ^Bhey, hey! Do that Hebrew thing!