"Weird Al" Yankovic - Polka face

^DmMum mum mum mah ^{Bb A A}Mum mum-muh ^DmOh whoa oh oh oh ^DmCan't read my, can't read ^Bbmy No, he can't read-a my ^Fpolka face ^C/E(She's got to love nobody)

^DmCan't read my, can't read ^Bbmy No he can't read-a my ^Fpolka face ^C/E(She's got to love nobody)

^DmP-p-p-polka face p-^Bbp-polka ^Aface (Mum mum mum muh) ^DmP-p-p-polka face p-^Ap-polka ^Dmface

^AmWomanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer Oh, womanizer, oh, you’re a womanizer baby

^DmYou, you, you are ^CYou, you, you are ^BWomanizer, womanizer, ^Bbwomanizer (Womanizer)

^AmBoy don't try to front I know just what you are Boy don't try to front I know just what you are

^Dm(Ooh) You say I'm crazy ^C(Ooh) I got your crazy ^BYou're nothing but a ^BbWo-man-i-zer!

^AmYou spin my ^Chead right ^Ground, right ^Amround ^AmWhen you go down, ^Cwhen you go ^Gdown down ^AmYou spin my ^Chead right ^Ground, right ^Amround ^AmWhen you go down, ^Ewhen you go ^Adown!

^AmDay and night ^EmThe lonely stoner seems to ^Amfree his mind at night ^EmHe's all alone through the ^Amday and night ^EmThe lonely loner seems to f^Amree his mind at night ^EmAt, at, at night

^EmIt's a ^Aquarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I ^C#mneed you now ^ASaid I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I ^C#mneed you now And I ^Ddon't know how I can do without ^DI just ^Eneed you ^Anow

^AAnd I was like baby baby baby ^F#mBaby baby baby ^DBaby baby baby I ^Ethought you'd always be ^Amine

So, ^Aso what, I'm still a ^C#mrock star I got my ^F#mrock moves and I don't ^Dneed you And ^Aguess what, I'm havin' ^C#mmore fun And now that ^F#mwe're done, I'm gonna ^Dshow you To^Anight I'm al^C#mright I'm just f^F#mine and you're a ^Dtool So, ^Aso what, I am a ^C#mrock star I got my ^F#mrock moves and I don't ^Dwant ^Eyou to^Anight

^DmI kissed a g^Firl and I liked it ^GmThe taste of her ^Bbcherry ^Achapstick ^DmI kissed a g^Firl just to try it ^GmI hope my boy^Bbfriend don't m^Aind it ^DmIt felt so w^Frong, it felt so r^Gmight ^GmDon't mean I'm ^Bbin love t^Aonight ^DmI kissed a g^Firl and I liked it ^Gm

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^A (N.C.) I liked it

^DAnd I'd like to ^Amake myself be^Elieve That planet ^DEarth ^Aturns ^C#mslowl^Dy ^DIt's hard to say that I'd ^Arather stay ^DAwake when ^EI'm a^F#msleep 'Cause ^Deverything is ^Anever as it ^Bseems

Blame it on the ^Dgoose, gotcha feeling loose ^DBlame it on the 'tron, gotcha in the zone ^DBlame it on the ^C#ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-alcohol ^C#Blame it on the ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-alcohol Blame it on the ^Dvodka, blame it on the henny ^DBlame it on the blue tap, got you feeling dizzy ^DBlame it on the ^Aah-ah-ah-ah-ah-^Abalcohol ^AbBlame it on the ^Gah-ah-ah-ah-ah-^F#malcohol

^F#mShawty's like a ^Dmelody in my ^Ahead That I can't keep ^Eout

^F#mNa na na na ^Deveryday It's like my ^AiPod’s stuck on repl^Eay, Stuck on replay-^E Stuck on replay-^E

Replay-^E Replay-^E Replay-^E (N.C.) ay-ay-ay

^ABaby, are you ^Bmdown, down, ^Adown, down, ^Gdown? G D A

^ABaby are you ^F#down?

^F#I'm only gonna ^Bmbreak break your ^Gbreak break your ^Dheart ^F#I'm only gonna ^Bmbreak break your ^Gbreak break your ^Dheart ^F#I'm only gonna ^Bmbreak break your ^Gbreak break your ^Dheart ^F#I'm only gonna ^Gbreak ^Ayour ^Dheart

^GDon't stop, make it pop DJ ^Ablow my speakers ^Bmup To^Gnight I'mma fight Till we ^Asee the sun^Bmlight Tick ^Gtock, on the clock But the ^Apolka don't ^Bmstop, no! ^EmYodel-yodel-lay-hoo ^BmYodel-yodel-lay-^Ahoo

^DP-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face Oh no you ^Gcan't ^Aread my ^Dp-p-^Gpolka face ^DTalkin’ bout m^Gy polka face ^Dp-p-p-^Gpolka face ^{D G D A D}