"Weird Al" Yankovic - Phony calls

^D#Mom and dad are goin ^A#out for the evening, and you're ^C#stuck inside the house all a^G#lone That's when you ^D#decided it might be fun to har^A#ass someone, dial a random ^C#number up on your telep^G#hone ^D#You ask if their refrig^A#erator is running, then you t^C#ell em they should go out and c^G#atch it, buddy If they ^D#ever figured out where you were ^A#callin em from, they'd come and ^C#bust your head right in with a ^G#ratchet

^D#Don't go makin' ^A#phony calls, please stick to the ^C#seven-digit numbers you're ^G#used to I know that you ^D#think it's funny drivin' folks ^A#up the wall, but it's really ^C#gettin' old fast^G#

^D#Little Melvin has a n^A#atural obsession, askin'^C# for Prince Albert in a^G# can He gets a ^D#kick each time he mak^A#es a collect call, to some ^C#guy he doesn't know who lives ^G#in Japan ^D#He's callin' strangers up at ^A#three in the morning, gives 'em ^C#pizza pie delivery at ^G#four ^D#He won't be laughin when they're ^A#tracin' his line, one day the ^C#phone police will be there at his^G# door

^D#Don't go makin' ^A#phony calls, only dial the ^C#seven-digit numbers you're ^G#used to Swear someday I'm ^D#gonna yank that phone cord right ^A#out from the wall, how long is this ^C#phase gonna last?^G#

^D#Don't go makin' ^A#phony calls, please stick to the ^C#seven-digit numbers you're ^G#used to You went through the ^D#New York City phone book and prank c^A#alled em all, hope that you ^C#grow out of this fast^G#

^D#Don't go makin' ^A#phony calls, please stick to the ^C#seven-digit numbers you're ^G#used to Betcha think it's ^D#funny when you're drivin folks ^A#right up the wall, but you're just a ^C#pain in the aaa.^G#...