"Weird Al" Yankovic - My babys in love with eddie vedder

^COh, my baby, my baby she don't want me no more ^CEver since she saw his poster in that record store ^FShe says the way he grinds his molars is really sexy ^CShe thinks he's so darn dysfunctional and Generation X-y ^GShe likes his brooding angst and his wild-eyed stare ^CYeah, he's her very favorite slacker multi-millionaire

^CWell, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder She's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder ^GOnce she was mine, b^Fut now I better just forget her ^CCause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder

^CNow, every time I see him, well, he looks so grim ^CI guess it really must suck to be a rock star like him ^FWhat a pain in the butt to have so much success ^CSpending all his time moping and avoiding the press ^GBut my girl can't get enough of his sullen demeanor ^CLike he's some big tortured genius ^CAnd I'm some kinda wiener

^CWell, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder ^CShe's got a thing for that Eddie Vedder ^GTell me, what can he do ^Fthat I can't do better? ^CNow my baby's in love with-- ^CI said I said I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder ^CHead over heels for that Eddie Vedder ^GI can't believe it, now ^Fshe's knittin' him a sweater ^CCause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder

^FI knew we were headin' for disaster ^CWhen she caught me hangin' out at the Ticketmaster ^DNow she's got an unrequited adoration ^GFor the frustrated, agitated, ^Fdesignated, alienated ^ESpokesman for the disaffected ^Ggrunge generation

^CWell, I don't wear Doc Martens and I don't wear flannel ^CAnd I don't boycott the music video channel ^FAnd I just can't compete with all that money and fame ^CBut I know two can play at this kinda game ^GWell, let's just see how jealous she'll get ^CWhen I start stalking Alanis Morissette

^CWell, my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder ^CShe's all crazy 'bout that Eddie Vedder ^GOnce she was mine but now I ^Fbetter just forget her ^CCause my baby's in love with-- ^CI said I said I said my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder ^CWhy'd she have to fall for that Eddie Vedder? ^GIf she wants to leave me,^F I guess I better let her ^CCause my baby's in love with Eddie Vedder