"Weird Al" Yankovic - Mr frump in the iron lung

I ^Cvisit Mr. Frump in the ^Aho^Amaj7spi - ^A7tal, I ^D7see him most ^Gevery ^Cday. And when I ^Csee Mr. Frump in his ^Air^Asus7on ^A7lung, ^D7This is what I ^Ghear him ^Csay: (^N.C.breathing noises)

Y'know, ^CMr. Frump is my ^Avery ^Amaj7best ^Afriend, He's ^D7never a ^Gchump or a ^Ctease. He never ^Ctells me lies, and ^Abest ^Amaj7of ^A7all, ^D7He never disa^Ggrees. I bring him ^Bbcandy and flowers every ^Fafternoon, Sit ^Cdown by his side and say "^GHi". And then I ^Cask him his opinion of the ^Aworld ^Amaj7situat^Aion, And I ^D7wait for Mr. ^GFrump's re^Cply, and Mr. Frump would say: (^N.C.breathing noises)

Well, ^Cunfortunately, soon it ^A7came to be ^D7Mr. Frump's ^Gdying ^Fmday. ^Fm7 And now I ^Cbring to you the ^A7very last thing, That ^D7Mr. Frump ^Ghad to ^Csay: (^N.C.stopping breathing noises)

^FmAme^Cn!