"Weird Al" Yankovic - Living with a hernia

^Gdim7Ow! Help me out, ^A9dig

All I do is^A9 grunt and groan^A9, hurts me to walk^A9 anywhere ^A9 Went to see my physician^A9, Dr. Jones^A9

He took my trousers^A9 off, told me to^A9 cough ^F7Doctor says there ain't nothin' to ^A9discuss ^F7He tells me any day, I might ^Gdim7have to wear a truss

^F7Living with a herni^G7a, all the ti^A9me, such aggravati^A9on ^F7Living with a herni^G7a, gonna b^A9e my ruinatio^A9n ^F7Living with a herni^G7a, got to have an operat^Gdim7ion Feel so old^A9

Too much bad pai^A9n, good gawd^A9, drives me insane^A9 Can't run^A9, barely craw^A9l, got a bulge^A9 in my intestinal wal^A9l Walk real funn^A9y, bless my sou^A9l, can't play tenni^A9s And it's hard to bow^A9l ^F7You can't even do the splits now, say it ^G7Better call it quits now, now ^Am7I'm sick of all this dancin'^Gdim7 anyhow

^F7Living with a herni^G7a, all the ti^A9me, such aggravati^A9on ^F7Living with a herni^G7a, gonna b^A9e my ruinatio^A9n ^F7Living with a herni^G7a, got to have an operat^Gdim7ion I^A9 live with a herni^A9a, can't get u^A9p, can't bend ove^A9r Now I^A9 live with a herni^A9a, wait a minute

^Bm7You may not be familiar with the common types of hernias that you could get ^F7So just settle down, ^G7let me clue you in there's ^F7incomplete ^G7Epigastric, ^F7bladder, ^G7strangulated, ^F7lumbar hernia, ^G7Richter's hernia ^AmObstructed, inguinal and direct

^F7Living with a hernia ruptu^G7re I said it's causin' m^A9e such irritatio^A9n ^F7Living with a herni^G7a, have to hav^A9e my medicatio^A9n ^F7Living with a hern^G7ia, ^Gdim7 I feel bad