"Weird Al" Yankovic - Like a surgeon

I finally ^C#made it through med school, somehow I made it through ^EbmI'm just an intern, I still make a ^C#mistake or two I was ^C#last in my class, barely passed at the institute Now I'm ^Ebmtrying to a^Bbmvoid, yeah I'm ^Ebmtrying to ^Bbmavoid, a malpractice ^G#suit, hey!

Like a ^C#surgeon, cuttin' for the very first time Like a ^Ebmsurgeon, organ tra^C#nsplants are my line

Better give me ^C#all your gause nurse, this patient's fading fast ^EbmComplications have set in, don't know how ^C#long he'll last Let me ^C#see, that I.V., here we go, time to operate I'll pull his ^Ebminsides out^Bbm, pull his i^Ebmnsides o^Bbmut, and see what he a^G#te

Like a ^C#surgeon, hey, cuttin' for the very first time Like a ^Ebmsurgeon, here's a waiver for ^C#you to sign^{Bbm Ebm}

Woah, woahoh, ^Bbmwoooooah ^Ebm Woah, woahoh, ^Bbmwoooooah ^Ebm Woah, woahoh, ^Bbmwoooooah ^Ebm

It's a ^C#fact I'm a quack, the disgrace of the A.M.A. Cause my ^Ebmpatients di^Bbme, yeah my p^Ebmatients d^Bbmie, before they can ^G#pay

Like a ^C#surgeon, hey, cuttin' for the very first time Like a ^Ebmsurgeon, got your ^C#kidneys on my mind Like a ^C#surgeon, oh oh oooh, like a surgeon When I reach ins^Ebmide, with my scalpel, and my for^C#ceps, and re-tractors ^C#Oh oh, oh oh, woe, ^Ebmoh Ooh baby, ^C#yeah ^C#I can hear your heartbeat, for the very last time....