"Weird Al" Yankovic - King of suede

There's a ^Bmsale on our ^A gabardine ^Bmsuits to^Aday. ^{Bm A Bm A} They're all ^Gmaj7thirty per^Acent off from ^Gmaj7yester^Aday. ^{Bm/F# A/F# Bm/G A/G} There's For^Bmtrel poly^Aester, leather, ^Bmwool, and ^Atweed. ^{Bm A Bm A} Just a ^Gmaj7Visa or ^AMastercard is ^Gmaj7all you ^Aneed. ^{Bm/F# A/F# Bm/G A/G} D D6 D/F# Dadd11 We got every color, we got ev'ry shade, D D6 D/F# Dadd11 We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade, D D6 D/F# Dadd11 We got every fabric that was ever made, D D6 D/F# Dadd11 But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede.

We got ^Bmportly and ^B9susregular and ^Bmextra-^B9suslong (^BmIs my ^B9sussize up ^Bmthere?).^B9sus We got ^Gmaj7tailors to ^Afix it if it ^Gmaj7comes out ^Awrong (^Bm/F#Is my size up ^Bm/Gthere?). We got ^Bmall kinds of ^B9sussweatshirts, you can ^Bmtake your ^B9suspick (^BmIs my ^B9sussize up ^Bmthere?) ^B9sus With the ^Gmaj7collars ripped ^Aoff, like in that ^Gmaj7Flashdance ^Aflick (^Bm/F#Is my size up ^Bm/Gthere?). Our ^Dprices are^D6 low, my staff is ^D/F#under^Gpaid, You ^Dcan buy off the ^D6rack or have it ^D/F#custom-^Gmade, And it's ^Dall guaran^D6teed to never ^D/F#shrink or ^Gfade, 'Cause of ^Dmy repu^D6tation as the ^D/F#King of ^GSuede.

If you ^Bmneed a tu^B9susxedo for your ^Bmjunior ^B9susprom (^BmIs my ^B9sussize up ^Bmthere?), ^B9sus We can ^Gmaj7get you the ^Abest one that's made ^Gmaj7in Tai^Awan (^Bm/F#Is my size up ^Bm/Gthere?). We got ^Bmjackets with ^B9suspatches on the ^Bmelbows, ^B9sustoo (^BmIs my ^B9sussize up ^Bmthere?), ^B9sus And we'll ^Gmaj7sell 'em all ^Afactory-di^Gmaj7rect to ^Ayou (^Bm/F#Is my size up ^Bm/Gthere?). Well, ^DI never ^D6made it past the ^D/F#second ^Ggrade, It took ^Dall of my ^D6life for me to ^D/F#learn this ^Gtrade, But my f^Driends are all ^D6thinking that I've ^D/F#got it ^Gmade, 'Cause I'm ^Dknown the ^D6world over as the ^D/F#King of ^GSuede.

^A There's a two-for-one sale on our ^Gthree-piece ^Asuits Check out our suede pajamas and our ^Gsuede-covered ^Aboots You can try on our suede under^Gwear if you ^Achoose Do what you want, but don't step on my ^Gblue suede ^Bmshoes

Don't miss ^Asus2/Bout on our ^B7susgiant liquidation sale (Is my size up there?) Look for ^B7susour color catalog in next week's mail (Is my size up there?) There's a ^N.C.sale on our double-knit slacks today, It's the ^N.C.same old sale as yesterday. ^{Bm/G G} Thirty ^Dyears in the ^D6same location ^D/F#I have ^Gstayed, There I ^Dam, right next ^D6door to Willy's ^D/F#Fun Ar^Gcade. I got ^Dtough compe^D6tition, but I'm ^D/F#not a^Gfraid, 'Cause it's ^Dmy desti^D6ny to be the ^D/F#King of ^GSued^De.

^G King of ^DSuede. ^G King of ^DSuede. ^G King of ^DSuede. I'll always ^Gbe King of ^DSuede. I'll always ^Gbe King of ^DSuede.