^DTuesday mornin^Cg, 8:15 I was ^Driding to work on the

^GJackson Park Ex^Fpress ^DSeemed like any ^Cother day

^DThen my whole world changed ^GIn a way I ^Fnever could have ^Aguessed

Cause she walked ^Gin, oh oh oh oh oh ^ATook the seat right a^Ccross the ^Gaisle

^AI knew we had a ^Gspecial connection ^AThe second I ^Csaw her smile

^GShe smiled as ^Aif to say &^Dquot;Hello, Hav^A/C#en't seen you on^Bm this bus before"

^GI gave her a ^Alook that said "^DHuh, Lif^A/C#e is funny,^Bm you never ^Bm7know what'^Ems in store

By the ^Gway, your hair is ^Abeautiful I bet it smells like ^Crais^Dins"

^GShe looked at ^Cme in a way that ^Dasked "Did you have a nose jo^Bmb or something?

^CI'm only ^Gasking, cause your ^Cnose looks ^Gslight^Cly ^Bbbetter Than the ^Arest of your face"

^AmI arched my ^Geyebrow, ever so ^Fslightly Which was my ^Away of ^Gask^Aing

^D"Do^D/C you wan^D/Bt my old Hew^D/Alett-Pac^Gkard printer? It still works, ^GKi^Fnda

^DAnd I ^D/Cgot a ^D/Bbunch of ink ^D/Acartridges ^Gleft&qu^Eot; ^AThen, she let out a ^Dlong ^Asigh

^GWhich, I took to ^Amean, "Uh" "M^Dama, What is ^Gthat deodorant yo^Au're wearing?

^AIt's intoxicating ^DWhy don't we ^Gdrive out to the ^Ecountry som^F#etime?

And col^Glect deer ticks ^Ain a zip-lock ^Gbag^G/F#gie&qu^G/Eot;, Oh^D yeah F# F#7

^BmI gave her a ^Gpenetrating ^Dstare ^F#Which could only mean

^D"You ar^Ge m^Dy answer, my answe^Gr to ^Deverything Which is ^Fwhy, I'll probably ^Cdo very poorly

On the ^Gwritten part of my ^Ddriver's test" C G A D

^DYes, It all happened On the ^CJackson ^GPark ^DExpress

On the ^CJackson ^GPark ^DExpress On the ^CJackson ^GPark ^DExpress

On the ^CJackson ^GPark ^DExpress D C D

^AI knew she was ^Gstarting to fall for me ^ACause she crinkled her nose, which unmistakably ^Dmeant

^D"Baby, ^Clets wear each oth^Bber's clothes And speak in a ^Afake German accent

And, ^Bbmaybe someday we can ^Fown and ^Copera^Dmte ^DmOur own ^Bbmobile pet-^Cgrooming ^Fservice&q^Auot;

^DmI couldn't hold ^Bbback my feelings I ^Fgave her a look that ^Csaid ^Dm

^D#"I would make^Bb any sacrifice for ^Fyour love ^FGoat, chicken, whatever

^D#I could never ^Bbhold you close ^Fenough ^FLet's have our bodies surgically grafted to^D#geth^Bber

^FOh, surgically grafted together" ^F#She picked up her ^G#newspaper, and started ^Fmreading to ^Bbmherself

Which I'm ^Bsure, was a ^F#way of ^G#telling me ^C#"When yo^Bu're cold, I will warm you

^C#When you're ^Bshivering, I will hold you ^C#When youâ^Bre nauseous, I will gi^F#ve you Pepto-Bismol every hour

^F#For as long as the symptoms per^Esist" ^COh, ^GI, I never, ^Dever want to see you ^Bcry

^EmSo, ^Cplease let me ^Gcauterize your ^Dtear ducts with an ^Carc welder ^GThen, I glanced ^Ddown, at her ^Ashirt, for a ^F#second

^BmIn a ^Gway that clearly ^Dimplied ^A"I like your boob^Gsâ?^D?

C G A D

^DYes, It all happened On the ^CJackson ^GPark ^DExpress

On the ^CJackson ^GPark ^DExpress On the ^CJackson ^GPark ^DExpress

On the ^CJackson ^GPark ^DExpress D C D

^FI cleared my throat ^Gquietly, and ^Emthen, I looked ^Amaway And I'm ^Bbsure it was obvious to her, just what^F I was trying to ^Csay

I was trying to say, ^D#"Hey I'd like to ^Bbmake a wall-sized ^Fmural out of ^Call the dead skin ^D#cells

That you ^Bbslough off while you ^Fsleep at night" Whoa-o-Oh, "I'd li^D#ke to rip you ^Bbwide op^Fen

^FAnd ^Cfrench-kiss every ^D#single one of ^Bbyour internal ^Forgans Oh, I'd like to^D# remove all your ^Bbskin, and wear y^Four skin, over my own skin

^D#But ^Bbnot in a creepy way&qu^Fot; Then, I'm ^G#pretty sure, she ^D#looked at me, out of the ^Bbcorner of her ^Fgood eye

And, ^G#though, she never ^D#spoke a word, this is ^Fexactly what I ^Bbheard She was saying, &^D#quot;Oh!

I wanna make ^G#out with you, in an ab^C#andoned ^G#toll-booth, In the ^C#middle ^G#of a mon^D#soon

I wanna ride ^G#dolphins with you, in the ^C#moonl^G#ight Until the ^C#staff at ^G#Sea World kicks us ^D#out

I want you i^G#nside me,^C# oh^G#, like a ^D#tapeworm" ^EI pointed to the ^Aside of my mouth, as a ^Bway of indi^G#cating

^A"He^Ey, I think you got something on^B the side of your mouth" ^G#She licked the ^C#mcorner of he^C#m/Br lips, as ^Aif to say

"He^E/G#re?", ^B/AI nodded, implying, &^Equot;Yeah, you got it" And, then the ^Abus ^Estopped, at ^B53rd Street, and she^G# got up sudd^C#menly

"Where are^A you^E goi^Bng?â pleaded my eyes, "^G#Baby, don't you do th^C#mis to me

^CThink of the beautiful ^Gchildren we could ^Dhave some^Cday We could school them at ^Ghome, Raise them ^Dup the right ^Emway

And pro^Ftect them from the evils of the ^Cworld Like Trigo^B7nometry and Prime ^EmNumbers, ^Coh oh ^Gno

Baby, ^Dplease don't ^Ggo" ^AmShe brushed my ^Cleg, as she left the ^Ambus

^AmI'm sure that was her way of saying ^G"I'm sorry ^G7this just isn't wor^Cking out

You're ^Dsuffocating me ^GI need some ^G7space to find out what ^Clife's all ^Dabout

So, goodbye ^Emforever,^F(ahah) my ^Glove" And ^Gdeep ^Dinside, I knew ^Ashe was right

It was ^Gtime for us ^Dboth to move ^Aon ^CAnd though, I ^Gnever got her ^Dnumber, oh no no

^CShe never ^Gbothered to leave her ad^Ddress, oh But, as ^Clong as I ^Glive, I'll never for^Aget

Those precious moments we ^Dshared together On the ^CJackson ^GPark ^DExpress

On the ^CJackson ^GPark ^DExpress On the ^CJackson ^GPark ^DExpress

On the ^CJackson ^GPark ^DExpress!

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Jackson park express