Tuning: E A D G B E

[Intro] D D D D C G D D D D C G D D D D C G D C Bb C D N.C. [Verse 1]

I don't ^Dcare about your ^Ckar^Gma, I don't ^Dcare about what's hip, ^F No ^Gspace cadet's gonna ^Bbtell me what to ^Ddo. ^F I won't ^Dswim in your ja^Ccuzz^Gi, you can't ^Dmake me settle ^Fdown, I'd rather ^Gkick and jump and ^Bbbite and scratch and ^Dscream until I'm blue. I ^Gmay as well be ^Ahyper as ^Bmlong as I'm still ^Aar^Gound, 'Cause I'll have ^Dlots of time to ^D4be laid ^Dback when I'm ^Gsix feet under^Dground.

[Chorus]

I'll be mellow when I'm ^Adead, I'll be ^Gmellow when I'm dead, I'll be ^Dmellow when I'm dead. I'll be mellow when I'm ^Adead, I'll be ^Gmellow when I'm dead, I'll be ^Dmellow when I'm dead. When are you ^G cosmic ^Dcowboys gonna ^Gget it through your ^Aheads? I'll be mellow when I'm ^Bmdead, I'll be mellow ^Awhen I'm ^Gdead, I'll be ^Amellow when I'm ^Ddead.

[Interlude] D C Bb C D [Verse 2]

I can't ^Dstand the smell of ^Cincens^Ge, I don't ^Dreally like to jog, ^F No ^GJoni Mitchell ^Bb8-tracks in my ^Dcar, ^Fooh... I hate ^Danything or^Cgani^Gc, even ^Dhealth food makes me ^Fsick. You won't ^Gcatch me sipping ^BbPerrier down ^Din some sushi bar, I tell you! ^GNow's the time to ^Ago for all the ^Bmgusto you ^Acan ^Ggrab, You'll have ^Dplenty of time to ^D4be low-^Dkey when you're ^Glaid out on the ^Dslab.

[Chorus]

[Solo] D D C G D D C G D D C G D D N.C. [Bridge]

N.C.

I don't want no ^A7part of that vegetarian scene, I won't ^Dbuy me a pair of designer jeans, No ^A7redwood ^Am7hot tub ^A7to my name, I got ^Dall that I want and if it's ^D7all the same to you. I ^G7don't need a course in self-awareness to ^F#7find out who I ^Bmam.

N.C.

And I'd rather have a, a ^A7Big Mac or a Jumbo Jack than all the ^Abean sprouts in Ja^Dpan.

[Interlude] D D D D C G D D D D C G D D D D C G D C Bb C D N.C. [Verse 3]

So don't ^Dask me what I'm ^Cint^Go, I don't ^Dneed to prove I'm cool, ^F I'll ^Gbreak your arm if you ^Bbask me what's my ^Dsign. ^F I won't ^Dtell you where my ^Chead's a^Gt, I don't ^Dneed to see no ^Fshrink, Psy^Gchosis may be ^Bbin this year but I'm ^Dreally not that kind. And I'm in no ^Ghurry to be ^Acasual, in ^Bmfact, I think, ^AI'll ^Gwait. Until I'm ^Dpushing up the daisies

N.C.

like wow, man, can you relate?

[Outro Chorus]

N.C.

I'll be mellow when I'm ^Bmdead, I'll be mellow ^Awhen I'm ^Gdead, I'll be ^Amellow when I'm ^Ddead. I'll be mellow ^Awhen I'm ^Bmdead, I'll be mellow ^Awhen I'm ^Gdead, I'll be ^Amellow when I'm ^Ddead. I'll be mellow ^Awhen I'm ^Bmdead, I'll be mellow ^Awhen I'm ^Gdead, I'll be ^Amellow when I'm ^Ddead. I'll be mellow ^Awhen I'm ^Bmdead, I'll be mellow ^Awhen I'm ^Gdead, I'll be ^Amellow when I'm ^Ddead.

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Ill be mellow when im dead