"Weird Al" Yankovic - If that isnt love

^F# I'm your she^C#lter from the st^Borm You know I'll al^C#ways have your ^F#back I'll e^C#ven let you w^Barm Your freezing h^C#ands inside my b^F#utt crack

I ne^C#ver get o^But My leaf blower when Op^C#rah is ^F#on When you're te^C#lling me ab^Bout your feelings I try not to y^C#awn

I d^Bon't talk about your spastic bladder W^G#mhen you're cleaning the gutters on the r^Boof I'll h^C#old the ladder

^F# And if that isn't l^C#oooo^Booo^F#ve If that isn't ^C#loooo^Booo^C#ve ^F# If that isn't l^C#ove I don't k^Bnow what love ^F#is ^C#Na na na ^Bna na ^C#na na Oh I guess I d^F#on't know N^C#a na na na n^Ba O^C#oh... listen now...

^F# There's a m^C#icroscopic b^Bit of milk left ^C#In the refri^F#gerator I could have fi^C#nished it off but I q^Buit in case you Wanna t^C#iny little sip l^F#ater And if ^C#you cut the cheese then ma^Bybe I'll wink and s^C#ay, "The dogs to b^F#lame!" And I make s^C#ure to call you "B^Baby" Every time I forget your n^C#ame

When y^Bou start looking fat ^G#m Cause all your so-called friends Will pro^Bbably neg^C#lect to mention t^F#hat

^F# And if that isn't l^C#oooo^Booo^F#ve If that isn't ^C#loooo^Booo^C#ve ^F# If that isn't l^C#ove I don't k^Bnow what love ^F#is ^C#Na na na ^Bna na ^C#na na Oh well then I d^F#on't know N^C#a na na n^Ba na O^C#oh... no

Even ^G#mthough you make me s^Bit through Mamma M^F#ia! But I still adore you ^G#mI'll kiss you even ^Bif you've had omelette for b^F#reakfast

^G#m And after I take a b^Bath, if it's still w^F#arm I'll leave the water in there for you ^E I give you my ^G#mword You're so ^Bbeautiful

^C#Look like a big fat turd, yeah [Verse 3] ^F# Every t^C#ime I see you t^Bry to lift some re^C#ally heavy th^F#ing You can always c^C#ount on me to h^Belp By sa^C#ying something encoura^F#ging If y^C#ou get drunk and pass o^But I never Sh^C#arpie on your f^F#ace And I don't w^C#ipe my nose on your c^Bouch Even though that's a super convenient p^C#lace

Every idi^Botic thing you do ^G#m And I almost never pretend you're s^Bomeone else When I'm m^C#aking out with y^F#ou

^F# And if that isn't l^C#oooo^Booo^F#ve If that isn't ^C#loooo^Booo^C#ve ^F# If that isn't l^C#ove I don't k^Bnow what love ^F#is ^C#Na na na ^Bna na No I don't k^C#now what love is ^F# Na ^C#na na na ^Bna Well I don't k^C#now what l^F#ove is N^C#a na na n^Ba na I don't k^C#now what l^F#ove is ^{B C# F#}