Tuning: E A D G B E

[Intro] A G D A G D A G D A G D A G D A G D A G D A G D [Verse 1]

I want a new ^Aduck, ^G one that ^Dwon't try to ^Abite, ^G ^D ^A One that won't chew a ^Ghole in my ^Dsocks, ^A one that won't ^Gquack all ^Dnight. ^A ^D ^D I want a new ^Dduck, ^C one with ^Gbig webbed ^Dfeet, ^C ^G ^D One that knows how to ^Cwash my ^Gcar ^A and keep his room ^G real ^D neat. ^A ^G ^D ^EOne that won't ^E7raid the ^E6ice box, ^Eone that'll ^E7stay in ^E6shape, ^COne that's never ^Fgonna try to ^Cmigrate or es^Dcape, Or I'll t

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ie him up with duck tape.

[Interlude] A G D A G D A G D A G D [Verse 2]

I want a new ^Aduck, ^G a ^Dmallard I ^A think, ^G ^D ^A One that won't make a ^Gmess of my ^Dhouse ^A or build a nest in the ^Gbathroom ^D sink. ^A ^D ^D I want a new ^Dduck, ^C one that ^Gwon't steal my ^Dbeer, ^C ^G ^D One that won't stick his ^Cbill in my ^Gmail, ^A one that knows the ^Gduck stops ^D here. ^A ^G ^D ^EOne that won't ^E7drive me ^E6crazy ^Ewaddling ^E7all ^E6around, ^COne who'll teach me ^Fhow to swim and ^Chelp me not to ^Ddrown, And

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show me how ^A ^G ^Dto get ^A down, ^G ^D how to get ^A down, ^Gba^Dby. ^A ^G ^DGet it?

[Chorus]

^A Quack, quack, ^Gquack, quack, ^D quack, ^A ^G ^D ^A Quack, quack, ^Gquack, quack, ^D quack, ^A Quack, quack, quack, ^G quack, quack, ^D quack, quack, ^A ^G ^D ^A ^G Quack, quack, ^D quack, quack, ^A ^G ^D ^A Quack, quack, quack, ^Gquack, quack, ^Dquack.

[Verse 3]

I want a new ^Aduck, ^G not a ^Dswan or a ^Agoose, ^G ^D ^A Just a drake I can ^Gdress real ^Dcute, ^A think I'm gonna ^Gname him ^DBruce. ^A ^D ^D I want a new ^Dduck, ^C not a ^Gquail or an ^Dowl, ^C ^G ^D One that won't ^Cmolt too ^Gmuch, ^A one that won't ^Gsmell too ^D fowl. ^A ^G ^D ^EOne that won't ^E7beg for ^E6breadcrumbs, ^Ehangin' a^E7round all ^E6day, He'd ^Cbetter mind his ^Fmanners, better ^Cdo just what I ^Dsay, Or he's

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gonna be ^A ^G ^Dduck pâ^Até, ^G ^Dduck pâ^Até, ^G yah, ^D yah. ^A ^G ^D

[Chorus]

"Weird Al" Yankovic - I want a new duck