"Weird Al" Yankovic - I think im a clone now

^AIsn't it st^C#mrange? ^F#mfeels like I'm ^Elookin' in the mirror ^AWhat would people ^C#msay, ^F#mif only they ^Eknew that I was

^C#mPart of some geneticist's ^Aplan, ^C#mborn to be a carbon copy ^Aman ^GThere in a petri dish late one night, they took a ^Edonor's body cell and fertilized a human egg and so I ^Asay ^AI think I'm a ^Eclone now, there's ^Dalways two of me just a-^Ahangin' around ^AI think I'm a ^Eclone now, cause ^Devery chromosome is a ^Ahand-me-down

^ALook at the^C#m way, ^F#mwe go out ^Ewalking close together ^AI guess you could ^C#msay, ^F#mI'm really be^Eside myself

I ^C#mstill remember how it ^Abegan, ^C#mthey produced a carbon copy ^Aman ^GBorn in a science lab late one night, without a ^Emother or a father, just a test tube and a womb with a ^Aview ^AI think I'm a ^Eclone now, there's ^Dalways two of me just a-^Ahangin' around ^AI think I'm a ^Eclone now, cause ^Devery chromosome is a ^Ahand-me-down ^AI think I'm a ^Eclone now, and ^DI can stay at home while I'm ^Aout of town ^AI think I'm a ^Eclone now, cause ^Devery pair of genes is a ^Ahand-me-down

^C#mSigning autographs for my ^Afans, ^C#mcome and meet the carbon copy ^Aman ^GLivin' in stereo, it's all right, well I can ^Ebe my own best friend and I can send myself for pizza so I ^Asay ^AI think I'm a ^Eclone now, another ^Done of me's just a-^Ahangin' around ^AI think I'm a ^Eclone now, cause e^Dvery chromosome is a h^Aand-me-down ^AI think I'm a ^Eclone now, I've ^Dbeen on Oprah Winfrey, I'm ^Aworld renowned ^AI think I'm a ^Eclone now, and ^Devery pair of genes is a ^Ahand-me-down ^AI think I'm a ^Eclone now, that's ^Dmy genetic twin always ^Ahangin' around ^AI think I'm a ^Eclone now, cause ^Devery chromosome is a ^Ahand-me-down