"Weird Al" Yankovic - Hardware store

^ANothin' ever (ever) happens in this town ^GFeelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here ^CI thought that I would go right outta my mind ^DUntil a friend told me the ^Anews

^AHe said, "(Hey), you know that vacant lot ^GRight beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it ^CAnd on the spot they're gonna build a shop ^DWhere we can go buy bolts and ^Ascrews"

^ASince then I've been walking on air (air) ^GI can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair ^C'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care ^DI've been waiting since last ^AJune

^AFor this day to finally arrive ^GI'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive ^C'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside ^DWell, I hope they open ^Asoon

^EI can't w^Cait ^Eno, (^Ano I) I can't ^Dwait (oh when) ^EWhen they ^Cgonna ^Eopen up ^Athat ^Ddoor?

^FI'm goin' (yes I'm) ^Egoin', I'm a-goin' to the ^AGoin' to the (hard) ware I'm ^Ggoin', really goin' to the ^CGoin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh ^Dyes, I'm goin' to the ^EHardware store

^AIn my sleeping bag I camped out overnight ^GRight in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out ^CI pressed my nose right up against the glass ^DYou know, I had to be first in ^Aline

^AGonna get me a flashlight and a broom ^GWant a pair of pliers for every single room in my house ^CSee those hacksaws? Very, very soon ^DOne of them will be all ^Amine

^AGuys with nametags walking down the aisles ^GRows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles ^CBrand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles ^DAll arranged alphabet^Aically

^AAnd they're doing a promotional stunt ^GThere's a great big purple sign out front ^CThat says every 27th customer ^DWill get a ball-peen hammer ^Afree

^EI can't w^Cait ^Eno, (^Ano I) I can't ^Dwait (oh when) ^EWhen are they ^Cgonna ^Eopen ^Aup th^Dat door?

^FI'm goin' (yes I'm) ^Egoin', I'm a-goin' to the ^AGoin' to the (hard) ware I'm ^Ggoin', really goin' to the ^CGoin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh ^Dyes, I'm goin' to the ^EHardware store

^FI'm goin' (yes I'm) ^Egoin', I'm a-goin' to the ^AGoin' to the (hard) ware I'm ^Ggoin', really goin' to the ^CGoin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh ^Dyes, I'm goin' to the ^EHardware store

^N.CWould you look at all that stuff... ^AThey've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, ^GTrash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters ^CWalkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires ^DBb pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers ^APicture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters ^GPaint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters ^CKitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables ^DHooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles ^APesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication ^GMetal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation ^CAir compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors ^DTire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors ^ATrailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers ^GTennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers ^CSoffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers ^DCalculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

^EI can't w^Cait ^Eno, (^Ano I) I can't ^Dwait (oh when) ^EWhen are they ^Cgonna ^Eopen ^Aup th^Dat door?

^FI'm goin' (yes I'm) ^Egoin', I'm a-goin' to the ^AGoin' to the (hard) ware I'm ^Ggoin', really goin' to the ^CGoin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh ^Dyes, I'm goin' to the ^EHardware Store!

^AGoin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the Hardware store

^FI'm goin' (yes I'm) ^Egoin', I'm a-goin' to the ^AGoin' to the (hard) ware I'm ^Ggoin', really goin' to the ^CGoin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh ^Dyes, I'm goin' to the ^EHardware store

^FI'm goin' (yes I'm) ^Egoin', I'm a-goin' to the ^AGoin' to the (hard) ware I'm ^Ggoin', really goin' to the ^CGoin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh ^Dyes, I'm goin' to the ^EHardware store