Improv on a G7#9 and end on a G7 and then go to a C

^GI'm not the ^Ambrightest ^Bbcrayon ^Amin the box^G ^GEveryone ^Amsays I'm ^Bbdumber than a ^Ambag of rock^Gs

^C I barely even ^Bbknow how to ^Cput on my own pants But I'm a ^Fgenius in ^GFrance (yeah), ^Cgenius in ^DFrance, ^Bbgenius in ^GFrance

Hoom chaka laka Hoom chaka laka Hoom chaka

^GI may not ^Ambe the ^Bbsharpest ^Amhunk of cheese^G ^GI got a ^Amnegative ^Bbnumber ^Amon my SATs^G

^CI'm not good ^Bblooking and I ^Cdon't know how to dance

But nevertheless and in spite of the evidence I am still widely considered to be

A g^Fenius in ^GFrance, a ^Cgenius in ^DFrance, a^Bb genius in^G9 France (enter your own sound effects)

^DmPeople ^Gsay I'm a ^Fgeek, a ^Gmoronic little ^Ffreak An ^Gannoying pipsqueak with an unfortunate phy^G6sique

G F G(one hit) C7 If I was any dumber, they'd have to water me twice a week

But when the ^FMademoiselles ^Gsee me, they ^Call swoon and ^Dshriek They ^Fdig my my^Gstique, they say I'm ^Cc'est ^Dmagnifique

When ^FI'm in ^GPar-ee, I'm the ^Cchic-est ^C/Bof the ^C/Bbchic ^C

They love my ^Fbody ^Godor and my ^Cbad ^Dtoupee They love my ^Fstripey ^Gshirt and my ^Cstupid ^Dberet

And when I'm ^Gsipping on a ^CPerr^Dier ^GIn some cafe town in ^CSt. Tro^Dpez

^GIt's hard to keep the ^Cfans at ^Dbay They say, &^Gquot;Sig^Bbn my^G poo^Bbdle, ^Gs'il ^C7vous plait"

^G"Sig^Bbn my^G poo^Bbdle, ^Gs'il ^C7vous plait" Hemenene humenene himenene homenene

^BbPood^Gle... ^Bbpood^Gle... C Bb Gm G7

(play a single G note) Folks in my hometown think I'm a fool Got too much chlorine in my gene pool

A ^Gfew peas ^Amshort of a ^Bbcasse^Crole A ^Gfew buttons ^Ammissing on ^Bbmy re^Cmote con^Dtrol

A ^Gfew fries ^Amshort of a ^Bbhappy ^Cmeal I ^Gcouldn't pour ^Amwater ^Bbout of a ^Cboot with in^Dmstructions ^Fon the ^Gheel

^CInstructions on the^Db hee^Dl Ins^Ctruct^Bbions o^Gn t^Fhe h^Geel

But when ^CI'm in ^BbProvence, I get ^Cfree ^Bbcroissants Yeah, ^CI'm the ^Bbguy every ^CFrench lady ^Bbwants

And if you ^Fask 'em why, you're bound to ^Cget this re^Gsponse (He's a ^Fgenius ^F#in ^GFrance! ^FGenius ^F#in ^GFrance!) That's right!

(He's a ^Fgenius ^F#in ^GFrance, ^Fgenius ^F#in ^GFrance) You know it! (He's a ^Fgenius ^F#in ^GFrance, ^Cgenius ^Dbin ^DFrance, ^Cgen^Bbius ^Gin ^G6France)

^GI'm not the ^Ambrightest ^Bbbulb on the ^AmChristmas tree^G ^GBut the f^Amolks in ^BbFrance, they don't ^Amseem to ag^Gree

They say, &^Cquot;Bonjour, ^BbMonsieur would^C you take ze picture with me?"

I say, &^Fquot;^GOui, oui" That's right, I say, &^Fquot;^GOui, oui"

^F"^GOui, oui" He says, &^Fquot;^GOui, oui"

^CI'm dumber than a box of hair But those Frenchies don't seem to care

^CDon't know ^Fwhy, mon ^Gfrere But they ^Eblove me ^Fthere

I'm a ^Bbgenius in ^CFrance Yeah, I'm a ^Bbgenius in ^CFrance

^FGonna make a big ^Ebsplash when I show up in ^FCannes ^Eb ^GGonna make those ^FFrenchies scream

"Yo^Gu ze man! You ze man! You ze man!"

Like a fine Renoir ^C7#9(waa), I've got that je me c'est quoi (^C7#9quoi!) Like a fine Renoir (^C7#9ooh la la), I've got that je me c'est ...

^CQuoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, ^Dmoo-we-oo ^CQuoi quoi quoi quoi quoi, ^Dmoo-we-oo

G (single hit) Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy Bow diddy bow di bow di bow bow diddy Bow [snort]

I'm a ^Ctaco short of a ^Dcombo plate But by ^Fsome twist of fate, all the ^GFrogs think I'm great

Oh, the ^Emen all faint and the ^F#women scream They ^Alike me more than ^Bheavy cream

When I'm ^Abin Versailles, I'm a ^Bbpopular guy My oh ^Dbmy, I'm as French as ^Ebapple pie (apple pie)

They think I'm ^Abawfully ^F#witty, a ^Abriot and a ^F#half When I ^Abtell a stupid joke, ^F#they ^Dblaugh (haw haw haw haw haw)

^DbAnd ^Blaugh (haw haw haw haw haw haw)

^FmPeople in ^EbFrance have lots of ^Ebattit^Dbude ^FmThey're snotty and ^Ebrude, they like dis^Ebgusting ^Dbfood

^FmBut when they see ^Ebme, they just come unglued They think that I am one happening dude ^Bb7

^DBowm ba ba bowm ba bowm ba bowm I'm ^Fabout as ^Gsharp as a ^Cbowling ^Dball

But they ^Flike me ^Gbetter than ^CCharles de ^DGaulle

^GEntre ^Bbnous, it's ^Cvery ^Dtrue The room ^Gtempera^Bbture's higher ^Cthan my ^DIQ

But they ^Glove me ^Bbmore than ^CGerard Depar^Ddieu ^EbHow did this ^Dhappen?

(I don't have a clue) G(#9) (one hit) Bb â G Bb - G Well, I'm not the quickest tractor on the farm G(#9) (one hit) Bb C I don't have any skills or grace or charm

^CAnd most people ^Bblook at me like I'm ^Call covered with ants But I'm a ^Fgenius ^F#in ^GFrance (yeah), ^Cgenius ^Dbin ^DFrance, ^Cgen^Bbius ^Gin ^G6France

And I'm ^Cnever ^Fgoin' ^Gback, I'm ^Cnever ^Fgoin' ^Gback

I'm ^Cnever never never never ^Fgoin' back home a^Ggain I'm ^Ctearin' up my re^Fturn flight ^Gticket

Gonna ^Ctell the folks back ^Fhome where they can ^Gstick it 'Cause I'm ^Cnever ^Fgoin' ^Gback

I'm ^Cnever ^Fgoin' ^Gback I'm ^Cnever ^Fgoin' ^Aback

^DThe girls back ^Chome never gave me a ^Dchance ^C But I ^Dsho' 'nuff got them ^CFrogs in some kinda ^Dtrance ^C

And I'm ^Daware that it's a ^Cmost improbable^Bb7 circumstance A7 (one hit) But "Great Googily Moogily",

I'm a genius in Fra^Dmnce ^C ^Bb ^A ^G ^F ^E ^A

^DEvery ^CFrenchie ^Dthat I ^Cmeet ^DJust can't ^Cwait to ^Dkiss my ^Cfeet

^DGet in ^Fline, pucker ^Gup! Tout ^ASuite!

(play a single A note) Bowm diddy bowm diddy bowm diddy

I'm gettin' ^Deven more ^Cfamous ^Dby the ^Chour I'm ^Dstuffed with ^Cpastries and ^Ddrunk with ^Cpower

Now they're ^Dputtin' up my ^Fstatue by the ^GEiffel ^ATower Dm F G Bb7

A ^Alittle more to the ^Dmleft, boys, a ^Alittle more to the ^Dmleft A ^Alittle more to the ^Dmleft, boys, a ^Alittle more ^Gto ^Fthe ^Dmleft

C Dm C Dm A Dm C Bm Bb Dm/A G Dm/F A/E A D

^GI'm the ^Ambiggest ^Bbdork there ^Amis al^Give My ^Gmom picked ^Amout my ^Bbclothes for ^Amme '^Gtill I was 35

And ^CI forgot to ^Bbmention I'm ^Cnot even welcome at the Star Trek convention

But the ^FFrenchies ^Gthink That my ^Cpoop don't ^Dstink

I'm a ^Cgenius in ^Eb7France

(play a singly G note rapidly) Say, would you pass the Grey Poupon? Merci beaucoup G7#9

"Weird Al" Yankovic - Genius in france