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Tuning: E A D G B E
Standard tuning EADGBe Pretty much a genius 12-bar blues parody with some variations in the chordal formula. When playing the C# D D# E run its an ascending note run rather than chords. Also link together A and D by playing A B C C# D in the same ascending note run way. [Intro] A D A D F E A C# D D# E [Verse 1]
AI woke up this morning,D then I went back to bed A Said I Dwoke up this morning, then I went right back to Abed Got a Ffunny kind of feelin' like I got bEroken glass in my underwear And a Aherd of wild pC#igs is Dtrying to D#chew off my Ehead..........you know what I'm sayin'
[Verse 2]
Well I Aain't got not money,D I'm just walkin' down the Aroad Said I Dain't got no money honey, so I'm just walking down this lAonely old road Well I Fwish I could get me some money, but I forEgot my automated teller Acode.C#...D..D#...E..
[Verse 3]
AI was born in a papersack in the bottom of a Dsewer, I had to eat dirtclods for breakfast my fAamily was so poor My Ddaddy was a waitress, my mom sold bathroom tiles, my Abros and sisters all hated me cuz I was an only child I got the Dblues so bad, Fwooooo, kinda wish I waAs dead..... Maybe I'll Fblow my brains out mamEa, or maybe I'll, yeah Amaybe I'll C#just Dgo bD#owling iEnstead.....
[Bridge]
I'm just a Dno good, scum sucking, nose picking, boot licking, sniveling, groveling, worthless hunk of slimAe Nothing but a Dlowdown beer bellied, boneheaded, pigeontoed, turkey necked, weaselfaced worthless hunk of slimAe Guess I Fpretty low self image, maybe it's a Echemical imbalance or something, AI should probably go and see C#a doctor Dabout it D#when I've got the Etime....
[Guitar solo]
A....D....A........D.Aw, make it talk, son, make it talk D.....A......F.....E.Ok, now make it shut Aup...C#...D..D#...E..
[Outro]
APlagues and famine and pestilence always Dseem to get me down, I always feel so miserable wheneAver I'm around I Dwish somebody would come along, stick a pitchfork through my brain I'd Aflush myself right down the toilet, but I'd just clog up the drain I got the Dblues so bad.F....kinda wish I was Adead, maybe I'llF blow my brains out mamEa,
Or maybe I'll go bowlingE..... Or I just might go bowlinEg...... Maybe I'll just rent some shoes and go bowling.E.... Maybe I'll join a league, enter a tournament, put on a stupid looking shirt and go bowling...inAsteC#ad!D D# E A